You wouldn't dare to wear these T–shirts

Well, maybe you would, but you sure got to be ready to be the center of
attention. Case in point is "You can eat my banana." Well, it happens
that it's not what you think, only what the monkey told the lion. And
how about the garments with "Ready to eat"? See, it may get people out
there with ideas. Would you treat your first date to a wholesome meal
while wearing that apron? Maybe you would. Anyway, here they are,
together with the stories, 'cause everything got a story... ;)
http://webspawner.com/users/bananarevolution