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What fashion disaster did *you* see in Church today?

Charlie Perrin <nikve...@sbcglobal.netNOSPAM>
I should point out that I go to a fairly informal (when I go, I'm
trying to improve in that department!) Houston megachurch. You could
count the number of men in a suit and tie on the fingers of one hand,
even after losing a finger or two in an accident.
Anyway, I was reading the bulletin this morning when I heard something
noisy coming down the aisle behind me. I first thought, "Somebody's
wearing flip–flops?" I was surprised to discover they were VERY
squeaky high heels.
Wonder if she knows how much racket she made?
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"ahmward" <nospam.ahmw...@yahoo.com>


"Charlie Perrin" <nikve...@sbcglobal.netNOSPAM> wrote in message
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I should point out that I go to a fairly informal (when I go, I'm
trying to improve in that department!) Houston megachurch. You could
count the number of men in a suit and tie on the fingers of one hand,
even after losing a finger or two in an accident.
Anyway, I was reading the bulletin this morning when I heard something
noisy coming down the aisle behind me. I first thought, "Somebody's
wearing flip–flops?" I was surprised to discover they were VERY
squeaky high heels.
Wonder if she knows how much racket she made?
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Charles, trust me, it ain't easy to walk in some shoes. I have some
that are so noisy no matter how I try to place my feet when I walk. I
am sure she knew.
Here's my question, What did you wear?
Charlie Perrin <nikve...@sbcglobal.netNOSPAM>
On Sun, 19 Mar 2006 10:35:51 –0800, "ahmward" wrote:
"Charlie Perrin" <nikve...@sbcglobal.netNOSPAM> wrote:
I should point out that I go to a fairly informal (when I go, I'm
trying to improve in that department!) Houston megachurch. You could
count the number of men in a suit and tie on the fingers of one hand,
even after losing a finger or two in an accident.
Anyway, I was reading the bulletin this morning when I heard something
noisy coming down the aisle behind me. I first thought, "Somebody's
wearing flip–flops?" I was surprised to discover they were VERY
squeaky high heels.
Charles, trust me, it ain't easy to walk in some shoes. I have some
that are so noisy no matter how I try to place my feet when I walk. I
am sure she knew.
Here's my question, What did you wear?
Polo shirt and pants.... at least my sneakers didn't squeak.
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"jrogow" <jro...@newsguy.com>
Not church, not even Shul, but at the farmer's market on Friday.
A woman wearing a mini . . .
She was at least 70 and *not* in good shape.
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i don't go to church to see fashions–––
i go to see the Lord! :–)
AMEN!
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perfu...@webtv.net wrote:
i don't go to church to see fashions–––i go to see the Lord! :–)
Yep, plus sometimes I leave the house shoes are not noisy then all of a
sudden they are noisy and what do you do carry a bag of shoes in the
car?? Nope you just live with it
rivergirl...@hotmail.com
perfu wrote: "i don't go to church to see fashions–––i go to see the
Lord! :–)"
I agree with you somewhat, but people could show a little more respect
and give a little effort.
BTW, I was once in church and was disturbed by a clicking sound. I
looked around and saw a fellow church–goer clipping her fingernails.
There is just no excuse for that. I don't go to church to hear people
clipping off parts of their body.
MJ
"David RL Gärtner, RMT" <derbarb...@gmail.com>
On 21 Mar 2006 20:19:36 –0800, rivergirl...@hotmail.com choked
out these words:
BTW, I was once in church and was disturbed by a clicking sound. I
looked around and saw a fellow church–goer clipping her fingernails.
There is just no excuse for that. I don't go to church to hear people
clipping off parts of their body.
i agree. grooming should be done at home. i wonder how that
woman would have felt if you'd sat next to her and flossed your
teeth. or if a man sat next to her and trimmed his ear and nose
hair.
david
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BTW, I was once in church and was disturbed by a clicking sound. I
looked around and saw a fellow church–goer clipping her fingernails.
There is just no excuse for that. I don't go to church to hear people
clipping off parts of their body.
Annanias and Sapphira got zapped for lying in church (book of Acts).
Clipping nails in church would have gotten some type of punishment, I would
imagine...
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"DWACON" <nos...@nospam.nospam> wrote in
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Clipping nails in church would have gotten some type of punishment, I
would imagine...
Uneven cuticles.
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"Paris Hilton" <pa...@hilton.com>
I should point out that I go to a fairly informal (when I go, I'm
trying to improve in that department!) Houston megachurch. You could
count the number of men in a suit and tie on the fingers of one hand,
even after losing a finger or two in an accident.
Anyway, I was reading the bulletin this morning when I heard something
noisy coming down the aisle behind me. I first thought, "Somebody's
wearing flip–flops?" I was surprised to discover they were VERY
squeaky high heels.
As long as there's no suit that rustles like George Costanza's! :–]
Paris.
"Paris is always a good idea."––Audrey Hepburn, "Sabrina"