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"ahmward" <nospam.ahmw...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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professional life when I was included in a meeting with clients for the
first time. We were striding across City Hall Plaza in Boston and my
pantyhose started drooping. No way to stop and yank it up, certainly no way
to take it off, no way not to keep up with the clients. I've blocked out
how I scampered along holding it up, but I sure do remember throwing the
pantyhose away that night.
Smokey
"shinypenny" <shinypenny0...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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Jamie
Blushun, your words rule
"ahmward" <nospam.ahmw...@yahoo.com>
12/12/2005 5:09:13 PM
Saturday night I went to a big holiday party sponsored by one of DH's
long time clients. My BR dress still hasn't arrived so I wore a black
skirt, the two tier but shorter from the red roses suit and my fitted
Oscar sequined black top. I have lost weight in the past two years, a
lot of weight. I was rushed so I put on the first pair of black nylons
I could find. Well, folks, they were too big at the waist and sort of
kept dropping all night. The skirt was shorter than my more formal two
tier but still just below the knee. Luckily DH was too sick with a cold
for us to hit the dance floor and we left at 9:30. The fur was at home
because he said it wasn't pc for the group but I did have my black wool
coat to leave the party. I couldn't dump the nylons in the trash
because my legs are whiter than a ghost's and I can't wear my highest
heels without some type of nylon.
So, yes, Blushun, I wore black and not nude hose but they hit the trash
as soon as I got home.
Audrey
long time clients. My BR dress still hasn't arrived so I wore a black
skirt, the two tier but shorter from the red roses suit and my fitted
Oscar sequined black top. I have lost weight in the past two years, a
lot of weight. I was rushed so I put on the first pair of black nylons
I could find. Well, folks, they were too big at the waist and sort of
kept dropping all night. The skirt was shorter than my more formal two
tier but still just below the knee. Luckily DH was too sick with a cold
for us to hit the dance floor and we left at 9:30. The fur was at home
because he said it wasn't pc for the group but I did have my black wool
coat to leave the party. I couldn't dump the nylons in the trash
because my legs are whiter than a ghost's and I can't wear my highest
heels without some type of nylon.
So, yes, Blushun, I wore black and not nude hose but they hit the trash
as soon as I got home.
Audrey
"Blushun" <blus...@sympatico.ca>
12/12/2005 8:32:52 PM
"ahmward" wrote
of you lookin' all elegant walkin' around with a droopy cro*ch is priceless!
:'–)
<snip>
un–tethered (healthy) male and swung him around the dance floor! Lucky for
all, I was not invited to this soiree. ;–)
All kidding aside, everyone should wear what they feel most comfortable in
and if that means nude hose, so be it. =)
Great story Audrey! Thanks for the laughs...I'm sending DH healing vibes in
return!
Blushun
––
Know first who you are then adorn yourself accordingly.
– Unknown
Saturday night I went to a big holiday party sponsored by one of DH's
long time clients. My BR dress still hasn't arrived so I wore a black
skirt, the two tier but shorter from the red roses suit and my fitted
Oscar sequined black top. I have lost weight in the past two years, a
lot of weight. I was rushed so I put on the first pair of black nylons
I could find. Well, folks, they were too big at the waist and sort of
kept dropping all night.
LOL Audrey!! I'm killin' myself laughing over here! The visual I just got long time clients. My BR dress still hasn't arrived so I wore a black
skirt, the two tier but shorter from the red roses suit and my fitted
Oscar sequined black top. I have lost weight in the past two years, a
lot of weight. I was rushed so I put on the first pair of black nylons
I could find. Well, folks, they were too big at the waist and sort of
kept dropping all night.
of you lookin' all elegant walkin' around with a droopy cro*ch is priceless!
:'–)
<snip>
Luckily DH was too sick with a cold
for us to hit the dance floor and we left at 9:30.
Damn girl..I would have yanked those nylons off and grabbed the first for us to hit the dance floor and we left at 9:30.
un–tethered (healthy) male and swung him around the dance floor! Lucky for
all, I was not invited to this soiree. ;–)
I couldn't dump the nylons in the trash
because my legs are whiter than a ghost's and I can't wear my highest
heels without some type of nylon.
Understandable...because my legs are whiter than a ghost's and I can't wear my highest
heels without some type of nylon.
So, yes, Blushun, I wore black and not nude hose but they hit the trash
as soon as I got home.
LOL! Thank goodness someone realizes my word rules! ;–) as soon as I got home.
All kidding aside, everyone should wear what they feel most comfortable in
and if that means nude hose, so be it. =)
Great story Audrey! Thanks for the laughs...I'm sending DH healing vibes in
return!
Blushun
––
Know first who you are then adorn yourself accordingly.
– Unknown
"Smokey" <SmokeyinNewEngl...@yahooey.com>
12/12/2005 9:02:19 PM
"ahmward" <nospam.ahmw...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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Saturday night I went to a big holiday party sponsored by one of DH's long
time clients. My BR dress still hasn't arrived so I wore a black skirt,
the two tier but shorter from the red roses suit and my fitted Oscar
sequined black top. I have lost weight in the past two years, a lot of
weight. I was rushed so I put on the first pair of black nylons I could
find. Well, folks, they were too big at the waist and sort of kept
dropping all night. The skirt was shorter than my more formal two tier but
still just below the knee. Luckily DH was too sick with a cold for us to
hit the dance floor and we left at 9:30. The fur was at home because he
said it wasn't pc for the group but I did have my black wool coat to leave
the party. I couldn't dump the nylons in the trash because my legs are
whiter than a ghost's and I can't wear my highest heels without some type
of nylon.
So, yes, Blushun, I wore black and not nude hose but they hit the trash as
soon as I got home.
Audrey
Thanks for the laugh, Audrey. This reminded me of a time early in my time clients. My BR dress still hasn't arrived so I wore a black skirt,
the two tier but shorter from the red roses suit and my fitted Oscar
sequined black top. I have lost weight in the past two years, a lot of
weight. I was rushed so I put on the first pair of black nylons I could
find. Well, folks, they were too big at the waist and sort of kept
dropping all night. The skirt was shorter than my more formal two tier but
still just below the knee. Luckily DH was too sick with a cold for us to
hit the dance floor and we left at 9:30. The fur was at home because he
said it wasn't pc for the group but I did have my black wool coat to leave
the party. I couldn't dump the nylons in the trash because my legs are
whiter than a ghost's and I can't wear my highest heels without some type
of nylon.
So, yes, Blushun, I wore black and not nude hose but they hit the trash as
soon as I got home.
Audrey
professional life when I was included in a meeting with clients for the
first time. We were striding across City Hall Plaza in Boston and my
pantyhose started drooping. No way to stop and yank it up, certainly no way
to take it off, no way not to keep up with the clients. I've blocked out
how I scampered along holding it up, but I sure do remember throwing the
pantyhose away that night.
Smokey
"shinypenny" <shinypenny0...@yahoo.com>
12/12/2005 7:27:44 PM
Smokey wrote:
maternity clothes when one day at work my pantyhose went
SWAP–swappah–swapp... as they rolled down under my belly like a roller
shade.
Control top... what was I thinking?
I will never forget my cube–mate's startled look when he heard that
unusual sound and looked up from his computer... followed by his
expression when I said, "That was the sound of me deciding it's time to
ask around about maternity policies here... "
jen
Thanks for the laugh, Audrey. This reminded me of a time early in my
professional life when I was included in a meeting with clients for the
first time. We were striding across City Hall Plaza in Boston and my
pantyhose started drooping. No way to stop and yank it up, certainly no way
to take it off, no way not to keep up with the clients. I've blocked out
how I scampered along holding it up, but I sure do remember throwing the
pantyhose away that night.
Speaking of pantyhose memories, I knew it was time to start wearing professional life when I was included in a meeting with clients for the
first time. We were striding across City Hall Plaza in Boston and my
pantyhose started drooping. No way to stop and yank it up, certainly no way
to take it off, no way not to keep up with the clients. I've blocked out
how I scampered along holding it up, but I sure do remember throwing the
pantyhose away that night.
maternity clothes when one day at work my pantyhose went
SWAP–swappah–swapp... as they rolled down under my belly like a roller
shade.
Control top... what was I thinking?
I will never forget my cube–mate's startled look when he heard that
unusual sound and looked up from his computer... followed by his
expression when I said, "That was the sound of me deciding it's time to
ask around about maternity policies here... "
jen
"Jamie" <zuschlag–sequ...@tds.net>
12/13/2005 1:42:28 PM
"shinypenny" <shinypenny0...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:1134444464.227541.159...@g43g2000cwa.googlegroups.com...
Smokey wrote:
Speaking of pantyhose memories, I knew it was time to start wearing
maternity clothes when one day at work my pantyhose went
SWAP–swappah–swapp... as they rolled down under my belly like a roller
shade.
Control top... what was I thinking?
I will never forget my cube–mate's startled look when he heard that
unusual sound and looked up from his computer... followed by his
expression when I said, "That was the sound of me deciding it's time to
ask around about maternity policies here... "
jen
***SNORT!!***Speaking of pantyhose memories, I knew it was time to start wearing
maternity clothes when one day at work my pantyhose went
SWAP–swappah–swapp... as they rolled down under my belly like a roller
shade.
Control top... what was I thinking?
I will never forget my cube–mate's startled look when he heard that
unusual sound and looked up from his computer... followed by his
expression when I said, "That was the sound of me deciding it's time to
ask around about maternity policies here... "
jen
Jamie