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Feet people are a hoot. Seriously, check out this guy

Johnny Tabasco <john...@big.boy>
This is some of the funniest shit ever. I love these feet people. I bet a
lot of you ladies can relate to this. I don't know why you ever wear
sandals with all the weirdos looking down.
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Here is some back story. I just moved and now have to take the bus to get
to work. The time that i have to take just happens to be the time where it
takes a detour and drops the high school kids off at school. Anyway there
is this totally hot chick that rides the bus in the morning. The other day
it's raining and cold but she is wearing sandals which makes my day seeing
how when i get to work it's about 27 outside. Well when she sits down this
guy who is about 40 looks down and says "wow you have some sexy feet." She
looks at him like he is crazy. Well today she gets on the bus and the same
guy looks at her and says "Why aren't you wearing your sandals i was
hoping to see your feet this morning" She looks at him and says "I am
never going to wear them while you take this bus." Thanks asshole, You
couldn't just look and keep your mouth shut could you? I want to stab this
guy the number one reason is that he is about 40 and she is like 16–17.
What a creepy fucker. Thanks a lot asshole. This is one of those guys who
gives the rest of us a bad name.
Update: She got on the bus this morning wearing sandals. The creepy guy
looks at her and says "I thought that you wheren't going to wear those
anymore" She looks at him and says "I thought about it and I am not going
to let a creepy fucker like you dictate what I wear and what I don't wear;
If you want to look at my feet go right ahead it's just something else you
can't have in your Pathetic life." Thank god she feels that way because
those feet are way to hot to be in socks. She is in my top 3 of all time
best feet i have seen. They are perfect in every way.
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"Doc" <howardshr...@aol.com>
yup, you are a hoot alright.
"Preesi" <pre...@comcast.net>
Johnny Tabasco wrote:
This is some of the funniest shit ever. I love these feet people. I
bet a lot of you ladies can relate to this. I don't know why you ever
wear sandals with all the weirdos looking down.
===============
Here is some back story. I just moved and now have to take the bus to
get to work. The time that i have to take just happens to be the time
where it takes a detour and drops the high school kids off at school.
Anyway there is this totally hot chick that rides the bus in the
morning. The other day it's raining and cold but she is wearing
sandals which makes my day seeing how when i get to work it's about
27 outside. Well when she sits down this guy who is about 40 looks
down and says "wow you have some sexy feet." She looks at him like he
is crazy. Well today she gets on the bus and the same guy looks at
her and says "Why aren't you wearing your sandals i was hoping to see
your feet this morning" She looks at him and says "I am never going
to wear them while you take this bus." Thanks asshole, You couldn't
just look and keep your mouth shut could you? I want to stab this guy
the number one reason is that he is about 40 and she is like 16–17.
What a creepy fucker. Thanks a lot asshole. This is one of those guys
who gives the rest of us a bad name.
Update: She got on the bus this morning wearing sandals. The creepy
guy looks at her and says "I thought that you wheren't going to wear
those anymore" She looks at him and says "I thought about it and I am
not going to let a creepy fucker like you dictate what I wear and
what I don't wear; If you want to look at my feet go right ahead it's
just something else you can't have in your Pathetic life." Thank god
she feels that way because those feet are way to hot to be in socks.
She is in my top 3 of all time best feet i have seen. They are
perfect in every way. ===============
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Look up Smoking Fetishists.
I met one of those on Paltalk
––
preesi
~~~~~~~~~
"Is your sink shiny?"
~~~~~~~~~
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Yahoo/SidekickII Name: MissPreesi
Skype: Preesi
pl...@quentincrisp.com
There's nothing as crazy as a fetishist. I belong to a couple iffy
Yahoo groups, and recently got the following email:
"Anybody got any pix of a guy sniffing his own jockstrap? For some
reason these are real hard to find."
Gosh, hard to find? Imagine that! You'd think magazines like
"Jocksniffers Monthly" would be stuffed cover to cover with these
photos.
"Preesi" <pre...@comcast.net>
pl...@quentincrisp.com wrote:
There's nothing as crazy as a fetishist. I belong to a couple iffy
Yahoo groups, and recently got the following email:
"Anybody got any pix of a guy sniffing his own jockstrap? For some
reason these are real hard to find."
Gosh, hard to find? Imagine that! You'd think magazines like
"Jocksniffers Monthly" would be stuffed cover to cover with these
photos.
LMAO!
––
preesi
~~~~~~~~~
"Is your sink shiny?"
~~~~~~~~~
My Websites and Favorite Links: http://tinyurl.com/yvw45
Yahoo/SidekickII Name: MissPreesi
Skype: Preesi
Jack White <jackwh...@ncrr.com>
lab~rat <ch...@cheese.net> wrote:
As I walked up, I couldn't help but glance and the obvious boob
spillage presented before me, and for a moment I felt uncomfortable at
the thought that she caught me sneaking a subconscious look at HER
FUCKING INDISCRETION to wear a low cut shirt.
Now why the fuck is that MY problem?
Yeah, I have heard of women who freak out that guys look at their feet yet
they polish their toenails and wear toerings so they shouldn't freak out
when some guy looks down there and notices. I'm not a foot guy but I do
feel a bit sorry for them in that women tend to think of them as creepy.
If a guy is staring at your boobs or your feet it's basically the same
thing.
"charliekilo" <miles_kra...@hotmail.com>


"Preesi" <pre...@comcast.net> wrote in message
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Johnny Tabasco wrote:
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Look up Smoking Fetishists.
I met one of those on Paltalk
I'm one of those (smoking fetishist) even though I'm a bit of a non–smoking
health nut myself. I'm a balloon fetishist too! Just thought everyone would
like to know....not! :D
Jack White <jackwh...@ncrr.com>
Johnny Tabasco <john...@big.boy> wrote:
This is some of the funniest shit ever. I love these feet people. I bet a
lot of you ladies can relate to this. I don't know why you ever wear
sandals with all the weirdos looking down.
===============
Here is some back story. I just moved and now have to take the bus to get
to work. The time that i have to take just happens to be the time where it
takes a detour and drops the high school kids off at school. Anyway there
is this totally hot chick that rides the bus in the morning. The other day
it's raining and cold but she is wearing sandals which makes my day seeing
how when i get to work it's about 27 outside. Well when she sits down this
guy who is about 40 looks down and says "wow you have some sexy feet." She
looks at him like he is crazy. Well today she gets on the bus and the same
guy looks at her and says "Why aren't you wearing your sandals i was
hoping to see your feet this morning" She looks at him and says "I am
never going to wear them while you take this bus." Thanks asshole, You
couldn't just look and keep your mouth shut could you? I want to stab this
guy the number one reason is that he is about 40 and she is like 16–17.
What a creepy fucker. Thanks a lot asshole. This is one of those guys who
gives the rest of us a bad name.
I have doubts about this story. It just sounds too stupid to be true.
Update: She got on the bus this morning wearing sandals. The creepy guy
looks at her and says "I thought that you wheren't going to wear those
anymore" She looks at him and says "I thought about it and I am not going
to let a creepy fucker like you dictate what I wear and what I don't wear;
If you want to look at my feet go right ahead it's just something else you
can't have in your Pathetic life." Thank god she feels that way because
those feet are way to hot to be in socks. She is in my top 3 of all time
best feet i have seen. They are perfect in every way.
So what makes the guy creepy? The fact that he expressed himself or the
fact that he's a foot lover? I mean, this guy calls his fellow foot freak
creepy but they apparantely have a lot in common. He probably got off the
bus and went straight to the bathroom to beat his meat so screw him.
I don't condone strange men talking to females about something that has an
obvious sexual theme to it but I think the other guy has a lot of guilt
for liking feet and maybe some frustration for not being able to express
his true desires. He may actually envy the older and bolder "creep" for
being able to express his desires.
"Sailor" <Fredg...@optonline.net>


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Johnny Tabasco <john...@big.boy> wrote:
I have doubts about this story. It just sounds too stupid to be true.
So what makes the guy creepy? The fact that he expressed himself or the
fact that he's a foot lover? I mean, this guy calls his fellow foot freak
creepy but they apparantely have a lot in common. He probably got off the
bus and went straight to the bathroom to beat his meat so screw him.
I don't condone strange men talking to females about something that has an
obvious sexual theme to it but I think the other guy has a lot of guilt
for liking feet and maybe some frustration for not being able to express
his true desires. He may actually envy the older and bolder "creep" for
being able to express his desires.
I would tend to guess that the author of this little fictional piece is just
testing the waters of his/her fetish. It reminds me of the person who asks
a doctor for advice. Oh no not for me Dr. A friend of mine has this lump on
his balls and yadyadayada...
Anyway it's an interesting story, true or not. Its something every man with
a foot fetish has wanted to say to woman. It took me a long time to muster
the courage and to say it the right way and not sound "creepy" And boy am I
glad I did... It ended up and still continues in a 12 year relationship,
started with a simple foot comment and ended in finding the love of my life.
Sailor
lab~rat <ch...@cheese.net>
On Tue, 22 Nov 2005 14:03:49 –0500, Johnny Tabasco <john...@big.boy>
puked:
This is some of the funniest shit ever. I love these feet people. I bet a
lot of you ladies can relate to this. I don't know why you ever wear
sandals with all the weirdos looking down.
Ya know, I was wondering the other day about something similar. Some
girl at the checkout counter had HUGE tits. I'm not normally a tit
guy, and it isn't what I usually notice, but this particular chick was
wearing a low cut shirt with her boobs heaving out.
As I walked up, I couldn't help but glance and the obvious boob
spillage presented before me, and for a moment I felt uncomfortable at
the thought that she caught me sneaking a subconscious look at HER
FUCKING INDISCRETION to wear a low cut shirt.
Now why the fuck is that MY problem?
It's like the way I went to Ruby Tuesday's the other day and got the
salad bar. I usually eat early, so I was the first one to the salad
bar. Now Ruby Tuesday's has changed the way they present all the
toppings. Now everything is in these little cups instead of big bowls
the way it used to be.
Of course, there are these plastic tongs jammed deep into each of
these cups of toppings. The cups are so small and the tongs are so
deep that when you pull them out, the fixings spill out everywhere.
Now I'm getting self conscious that the salad bar attendant is gonna
know that I'm the one that spilled all of the fixings out of all the
little cups. There I am, halfway through either putting the spilled
toppings on my salad or back in the cup, when I think WAIT A FUCKING
MINUTE! This is as much my fault as that checkout counter girl waving
around her big tits...
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lab~rat >:–)
Do you want polite or do you want sincere?