On Tue, 22 Nov 2005 14:03:49 0500, Johnny Tabasco <john...@big.boy>
puked:
This is some of the funniest shit ever. I love these feet people. I bet a
lot of you ladies can relate to this. I don't know why you ever wear
sandals with all the weirdos looking down.
Ya know, I was wondering the other day about something similar. Some
girl at the checkout counter had HUGE tits. I'm not normally a tit
guy, and it isn't what I usually notice, but this particular chick was
wearing a low cut shirt with her boobs heaving out.
As I walked up, I couldn't help but glance and the obvious boob
spillage presented before me, and for a moment I felt uncomfortable at
the thought that she caught me sneaking a subconscious look at HER
FUCKING INDISCRETION to wear a low cut shirt.
Now why the fuck is that MY problem?
It's like the way I went to Ruby Tuesday's the other day and got the
salad bar. I usually eat early, so I was the first one to the salad
bar. Now Ruby Tuesday's has changed the way they present all the
toppings. Now everything is in these little cups instead of big bowls
the way it used to be.
Of course, there are these plastic tongs jammed deep into each of
these cups of toppings. The cups are so small and the tongs are so
deep that when you pull them out, the fixings spill out everywhere.
Now I'm getting self conscious that the salad bar attendant is gonna
know that I'm the one that spilled all of the fixings out of all the
little cups. There I am, halfway through either putting the spilled
toppings on my salad or back in the cup, when I think WAIT A FUCKING
MINUTE! This is as much my fault as that checkout counter girl waving
around her big tits...
lab~rat >:)
Do you want polite or do you want sincere?