OT: Fashionable rubber–band balls?

Saw this on TV when I was in the hospital:
http://web.baytownsun.com/story.lasso?wcd=23613
The guy names his rubber band balls: Reba, Dolly, and Shania. (Yes,
after the female musicians.)
I cracked: "What are they going to name the next one.... Britney?"
Somebody else piped up with: "We'd all better get healthy, they're
going to need a bed for a crazy person!"
Upside–down Christmas tree stories also came in for a lot of nasty
comments.
IMHO, given the latest news about GM, Rick Wagoner should tilt the
logo on its side a la Enron. <grin/duck>