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webmas...@sneakers.pair.com
Lots of things going on around here... not that I'm complaining but
multiple messups. I first had computer problems... about the time I got
the computer figured out, I had a problem with hypokalemia (low
potassium).
I'm on diuretics and I had always been on the ragged edge of low. We
found out the hard way we can't do that because any exacerbation can
really mess me up. (I did it about three years ago, not as bad.) This
time, I went to the hospital in an ambulance (after I called my medical
insurance emergency line and told THEM how I felt.... I wasn't sure
what was going on).
I spent a number of hours trying to sleep but couldn't, then trying to
stay awake but couldn't, then about normal after that.
About the time I was getting to the point where I was feeling like
doing something, I wandered down the hall to the central area because I
wanted a little more excitement.
They were watching one of the Star Wars episodes that I hadn't seen
(Star Wars I.... I'm more of a Trek fan anyway).
They had a dialogue in it that went something like this:
Anakin Skywalker: "Ouch! What was that for!"
[whoever it was]: "We had to check your blood."
I got this big <grin/duck> look on my face and the person next to me
wanted to know what was so funny.
Me: "I want to go to the STAR TREK HOSPITAL next time!"
The person who asked: "The STAR TREK HOSPITAL?"
Me: "The absolute worst thing you hear in STAR TREK is 'Jim, he's
dead!'... and you NEVER see any needles!"
The whole room roared!
Jean <highs...@suscom–maine.netNOSPAM>
webmas...@sneakers.pair.com wrote:
Lots of things going on around here... not that I'm complaining but
multiple messups. I first had computer problems... about the time I got
the computer figured out, I had a problem with hypokalemia (low
potassium).
I'm on diuretics and I had always been on the ragged edge of low. We
found out the hard way we can't do that because any exacerbation can
really mess me up. (I did it about three years ago, not as bad.) This
time, I went to the hospital in an ambulance (after I called my medical
insurance emergency line and told THEM how I felt.... I wasn't sure
what was going on).
I spent a number of hours trying to sleep but couldn't, then trying to
stay awake but couldn't, then about normal after that.
About the time I was getting to the point where I was feeling like
doing something, I wandered down the hall to the central area because I
wanted a little more excitement.
They were watching one of the Star Wars episodes that I hadn't seen
(Star Wars I.... I'm more of a Trek fan anyway).
They had a dialogue in it that went something like this:
Anakin Skywalker: "Ouch! What was that for!"
[whoever it was]: "We had to check your blood."
I got this big <grin/duck> look on my face and the person next to me
wanted to know what was so funny.
Me: "I want to go to the STAR TREK HOSPITAL next time!"
The person who asked: "The STAR TREK HOSPITAL?"
Me: "The absolute worst thing you hear in STAR TREK is 'Jim, he's
dead!'... and you NEVER see any needles!"
The whole room roared!
lol, even in the hospital with a sense of humor...hope things improve
for you~
"Nanm" <morris....@gmail.com>
Well, what are you wearing in the hospital, especially on your feet?
NM
webmas...@sneakers.pair.com
Nanm wrote:
Well, what are you wearing in the hospital, especially on your feet?
Using the premise that hospital fashion is "everything may have to come
off at one time or another in the hospital and it all should be easy to
remove if need be," AF's big curly–headed patient was fashionably
attired in:
White T–shirt (Dillard's house brand)
Light gray sweat pants (ditto)
Nike Air Trainer Escape sneakers ("blueprint")
http://sneakers.pair.com/l/airtesc6.jpg
<probably typing too much but I'm making up for a week offline>
This stayed on until it got noticeably dirty/smelly, then they swapped
out for an "indency gown" <grin/duck> and ran it through a washer/dryer
they had for to handle the patients that come in only with the clothes
on their back but the clothes aren't totaled by whatever sent them in.
(As in the case of Cofarb's "you can cut off the pants but save the
Chucks!" broken leg that I remember.)
Usually EMS grabs a change of clothing but I think they were being
cautious. I always comment about tossing lots of trash on Monday
morning. What I do is filter out the good stuff, deal with it, and let
the junk accumulate all week. So, they came in with a weeks' worth of
prolific junk mail on the living room floor along with other stuff
awaiting the same fate... like packing boxes saved to hold the junk
mail for its dumpster trip. FWIW, the medical insurance book was on top
of all the junk mail. They have a 24x7 help desk for people who wonder
if they should get help NOW (and how... EMS comes, somebody else can
drive you, or you can drive yourself) or wait until doctor's hours. I
asked them what I should do if I had about 3 hours of sleep in the past
48 (thirsty, feeling "unable to catch up", blood glucose slightly
elevated, potassium down severely... it'll do it to you). The help desk
called EMS and stayed on the line until they got there. They also had
the city police, but the thought was that I just needed to have
whatever was stopping me from sleeping corrected. Mainly potassium, and
some dose adjustments to existing meds, but they also dropped in some
Ambien in case that wasn't enough. I needed it last night, because I
hadn't slept with the CPAP for almost a week and it felt weird. We're
going to be twiddling everything for a while but I'm adjusting what I'm
doing to my energy level.
About the "everything may have to come off at one time or another in
the hospital and it all should be easy to remove if need be" – avoid
the following combination:
DNR (Do Not Remember, not "Do Not Resusitate") T–shirt
DNR shorts
Teva sport sandals.... I own some of these but not others (DNR style):
http://sneakers.pair.com/l/sandals.htm
WAY too cold for ER! <grin/duck>
</probably typing too much but I'm making up for a week offline>
Charlie Perrin <nikve...@sbcglobal.net.BUTNOTWORKS>
On Sat, 12 Nov 2005 14:00:46 –0800, "KarenCannoli" wrote:
Feel better Charles and then GO TO YOUR ROOM.
I'm in my room.
Fixing another Internet–related app to talk on the wonderful DSLAM.
"Trianna" <triannadun...@hotmail.com>
webmas...@sneakers.pair.com wrote:
I went to the hospital in an ambulance...
Get well soon! You sound like you're in good spirits. Hope they come
up with a magic combo of meds or whatever you need to keep that
potassium in line.
T.
"cycjec"<cyc...@yahoo.com>
Smokey <SmokeyinNewEngl...@yahooey.com> wrote:
<webmas...@sneakers.pair.com> wrote in message
Hope your difficulties are behind you, Charlie.
Same here (belated)
"Smokey" <SmokeyinNewEngl...@yahooey.com>


<webmas...@sneakers.pair.com> wrote in message
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Nanm wrote:
Using the premise that hospital fashion is "everything may have to come
off at one time or another in the hospital and it all should be easy to
remove if need be," AF's big curly–headed patient was fashionably
attired in:
White T–shirt (Dillard's house brand)
Light gray sweat pants (ditto)
Nike Air Trainer Escape sneakers ("blueprint")
http://sneakers.pair.com/l/airtesc6.jpg
<probably typing too much but I'm making up for a week offline>
This stayed on until it got noticeably dirty/smelly, then they swapped
out for an "indency gown" <grin/duck> and ran it through a washer/dryer
they had for to handle the patients that come in only with the clothes
on their back but the clothes aren't totaled by whatever sent them in.
(As in the case of Cofarb's "you can cut off the pants but save the
Chucks!" broken leg that I remember.)
Usually EMS grabs a change of clothing but I think they were being
cautious. I always comment about tossing lots of trash on Monday
morning. What I do is filter out the good stuff, deal with it, and let
the junk accumulate all week. So, they came in with a weeks' worth of
prolific junk mail on the living room floor along with other stuff
awaiting the same fate... like packing boxes saved to hold the junk
mail for its dumpster trip. FWIW, the medical insurance book was on top
of all the junk mail. They have a 24x7 help desk for people who wonder
if they should get help NOW (and how... EMS comes, somebody else can
drive you, or you can drive yourself) or wait until doctor's hours. I
asked them what I should do if I had about 3 hours of sleep in the past
48 (thirsty, feeling "unable to catch up", blood glucose slightly
elevated, potassium down severely... it'll do it to you). The help desk
called EMS and stayed on the line until they got there. They also had
the city police, but the thought was that I just needed to have
whatever was stopping me from sleeping corrected. Mainly potassium, and
some dose adjustments to existing meds, but they also dropped in some
Ambien in case that wasn't enough. I needed it last night, because I
hadn't slept with the CPAP for almost a week and it felt weird. We're
going to be twiddling everything for a while but I'm adjusting what I'm
doing to my energy level.
About the "everything may have to come off at one time or another in
the hospital and it all should be easy to remove if need be" – avoid
the following combination:
DNR (Do Not Remember, not "Do Not Resusitate") T–shirt
DNR shorts
Teva sport sandals.... I own some of these but not others (DNR style):
http://sneakers.pair.com/l/sandals.htm
WAY too cold for ER! <grin/duck>
</probably typing too much but I'm making up for a week offline>
Hope your difficulties are behind you, Charlie.
Smokey
"KarenCannoli" <XFra...@cannolicast.net>


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Hope your difficulties are behind you, Charlie.
Feel better Charles and then GO TO YOUR ROOM.
––
Karen
Don't criticize what you can't understand, for the
times they are a–changin'––Bob Dylan
Ruddell <ruddell'Elle–Kabo...@canada.com>
Charlie Perrin wrote:
On Sat, 12 Nov 2005 14:00:46 –0800, "KarenCannoli" wrote:
I'm in my room.
Fixing another Internet–related app to talk on the wonderful DSLAM.
Funny you should mention that. I'm in the dungeon here trying to figure
out a problem with this machine which makes absolutely no sense
whatsoever. I'm tempted to take it out to the trash but I know I'd
regret that tomorrow.
And I still haven't worn my new Bengals jacket which I got last year.
Had a good excuse though as I never went out anywhere then, but now that
I'm back in action the only excuse I now have is that it's not cold
ourside. Can you believe it, almost the middle of November in
Saskatchewan and it's not winter weather! It's a pretty neat jacket
though but kinda loud...
http://www.race–it.com/NFL/bengals.htm
––
Cheers!
Dennis
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"ahmward" <nospam.ahmw...@yahoo.com>


"Charlie Perrin" <nikve...@sbcglobal.net.BUTNOTWORKS> wrote in message
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On Sat, 12 Nov 2005 14:00:46 –0800, "KarenCannoli" wrote:
I'm in my room.
Fixing another Internet–related app to talk on the wonderful DSLAM.
Rest lots and get better
Audrey
Charlie Perrin <nikve...@sbcglobal.net.BUTNOTWORKS>
On Sat, 12 Nov 2005 22:59:16 –0700, Ruddell wrote:
Charlie Perrin wrote:
Fixing another Internet–related app to talk on the wonderful DSLAM.
Funny you should mention that. I'm in the dungeon here trying to figure
out a problem with this machine which makes absolutely no sense
whatsoever.
Check for a worm in the apple <grin/duck>
Charlie Perrin <nikve...@sbcglobal.net.BUTNOTWORKS>
On 11 Nov 2005 20:39:33 –0800, I wrote:
Lots of things going on around here... not that I'm complaining but
multiple messups.
And in the "things happen in three around the Farm" department (Pop
passing away, Mom's gallbladder), it looks like the third act will be
a happy one!
My future grandnephew, already named Ethan Christopher Perrin, is
going to come any day now. The obstetrician feels mother and baby (I
wrinkle my nose at "fetus" because some people want to make it
something different than "baby" but the difference there is between
saying baby in Latin and baby in English... and doctors almost always
call them "babies" if you bear them to term) are both doing well but
childbirth is always something you want to be OVER AND DONE WITH.
Just as long as the local neighbor kid doesn't come call Ethan
"puppy." (One did that to me, it was the only kind of newborn he'd
been around.) Needless to say, it's a joke to this day when he sees
me.
Ruddell <ruddell'Elle–Kabo...@canada.com>
On Sun, 13 Nov 2005 00:52:44 –0600, Charlie Perrin wrote
(in article <rjodn15iaf9qsdqq0k8rn7anfiu1lui...@4ax.com>):
On Sat, 12 Nov 2005 22:59:16 –0700, Ruddell wrote:
Fixing another Internet–related app to talk on the wonderful DSLAM.
Check for a worm in the apple <grin/duck>
Nope, no worms, virus nor any kind of problem like that. It's an older iMac
which for some reason loses connection without warning. On a hub and I've
switched cords with the other machine which isn't having the problem, so it's
a local issue. The card shows ok but I'm wondering if it needs to be
re–seated? Hard to tell and I won't have time today, but sometime this week.
If that doesn't work, who knows what to do.
Glad to hear you're feeling better and are at home yet? Being in the
hospital is ok as long as you're not aware of it, but after that it sucks.
Well, that's how I felt about it last year :–)
––
Cheers!
Dennis
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Charlie Perrin <nikve...@sbcglobal.net.BUTNOTWORKS>
On Tue, 15 Nov 2005 22:29:32 GMT, "cycjec" wrote:
Smokey wrote:
webmaster [Charlie Perrin] wrote in message
Hope your difficulties are behind you, Charlie.
Same here (belated)
I crashed yesterday afternoon, but I kept going today.
I feel like I'm still catching up with everything. Good thing I got a
week of leave to catch up with the week of being in the hospital.
And the fact the mail from the week before that was filtered for
important things and then stacked the way to the trash (mostly). So,
I'm going to have a megastack of junk mail go out in the next few
days.
Mom thought I was ready to go back to work but I see my doctor
Thursday afternoon and they think Monday will be the day.
Charlie Perrin <nikve...@sbcglobal.net.BUTNOTWORKS>
On Sun, 13 Nov 2005 10:32:42 –0600, Ruddell wrote:
On Sun, 13 Nov 2005 00:52:44 –0600, Charlie Perrin wrote:
On Sat, 12 Nov 2005 22:59:16 –0700, Ruddell wrote:
Funny you should mention that. I'm in the dungeon here trying to figure
out a problem with this machine which makes absolutely no sense
whatsoever.
Check for a worm in the apple <grin/duck>
Nope, no worms, virus nor any kind of problem like that. It's an older iMac
which for some reason loses connection without warning. On a hub and I've
switched cords with the other machine which isn't having the problem, so it's
a local issue. The card shows ok but I'm wondering if it needs to be
re–seated?
That's always a good thing.
Glad to hear you're feeling better and are at home yet?
Sitting in the normal chair, in front of the normal computer, being
careful not to kick the DSLAM like I did earlier this morning (it's on
the floor). Made a cable come loose and it took some headscratching to
figure it out.
Being in the hospital is ok as long as you're not aware of it, but after
that it sucks.
The one I was in had a central area for bored ambulatory patients.
About the last day, everybody said I looked too good to need a
hospital. <grin/duck>
My lead–footed manager drove me home in his Toyota MR2. We didn't end
out back in the hospital. He drives a LOT because he wants to live on
the coast and work next door to NASA. He's had one accident since he's
been my manager (four or five years?). It's not his fault as he got
rear–ended. He was scowling because I told him they were going to
discontinue Toyota's best model (in his opinion). If he wants to stay
in the Toyota family, I suspect he'd like some of the others... he's
talked "Prius" but they take too long to get. If I decided to upgrade
after my long happy Corolla ownership, and it's just general wearing
out, I may go in and say "when can you get me one?" IMHO, it would be
cool and I can afford the difference between one and another Corolla.
(I'm not going to worry over the price because I know they're being
snapped up and if I don't pay sticker somebody else will.)