Home / alt.fashion / Wednesday, June 01, 2005
Cr8ium Launches Big Head Resource Site
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6/1/2005 6:22:48 AM
Cr8ium (http://www.cr8ium.com) is the site for men and women with size
8+ heads can find products and information for their big heads. Many
users think of Cr8ium as the user's manual for their big head!
Cr8ium is "cranium", with 8 signifying the hat size where most
manufacturers stop making hats. (Actually it's closer to 7–5/8", but
that's close enough!).
Folks with big heads have lived through the endless taunts and jeers
about their melons. Whether it's the elementary school kid whose
baseball coach had to steal a batting helmet from the high school
varsity team, or it's the constant fear of Halloween because of the
Pumpkinhead/Headless Horseman jokes, owners of big heads have traveled
long roads to get comfortable with the boulders on their shoulders
However, finding headgear and eyewear that fit is a huge issue.
For example, many guys with big heads would like to wear hats promoting
their college or pro sports teams. However, with most styles taking
the safe but inaccurate "one size fits all" stance, big–headed fans are
often left with lame styles or none at all.
Protecting the eyeballs that reside in larger melons is no easy task
either! Big–head folks usually have to buy the cheapest glasses they
can find and bend them beyond their recommended specifications. Not a
recipe for sunglass longevity.
Using the power of the Internet, Cr8ium will pull together people,
products and other information for the crainially–gifted among us. We
will look at establishing relationships with hat and sunglass
manufacturers who are sensitive to our plight, and provide unique
solutions to our large problems!
Cr8ium topics include:
** Population studies regarding head sizes
** Celebrities with big heads
** Cool hats and glasses
** Specialty items like goggles, helmets, etc
Big–head afflictees need no longer feel alone in a "one size fits
all" world! Turn to Cr8ium for a community, a marketplace, and a
resting place for your melon! When your massive head hits your
overworked pillow at night, you'll know you're not alone!
Check it out at http://www.cr8ium.com !
8+ heads can find products and information for their big heads. Many
users think of Cr8ium as the user's manual for their big head!
Cr8ium is "cranium", with 8 signifying the hat size where most
manufacturers stop making hats. (Actually it's closer to 7–5/8", but
that's close enough!).
Folks with big heads have lived through the endless taunts and jeers
about their melons. Whether it's the elementary school kid whose
baseball coach had to steal a batting helmet from the high school
varsity team, or it's the constant fear of Halloween because of the
Pumpkinhead/Headless Horseman jokes, owners of big heads have traveled
long roads to get comfortable with the boulders on their shoulders
However, finding headgear and eyewear that fit is a huge issue.
For example, many guys with big heads would like to wear hats promoting
their college or pro sports teams. However, with most styles taking
the safe but inaccurate "one size fits all" stance, big–headed fans are
often left with lame styles or none at all.
Protecting the eyeballs that reside in larger melons is no easy task
either! Big–head folks usually have to buy the cheapest glasses they
can find and bend them beyond their recommended specifications. Not a
recipe for sunglass longevity.
Using the power of the Internet, Cr8ium will pull together people,
products and other information for the crainially–gifted among us. We
will look at establishing relationships with hat and sunglass
manufacturers who are sensitive to our plight, and provide unique
solutions to our large problems!
Cr8ium topics include:
** Population studies regarding head sizes
** Celebrities with big heads
** Cool hats and glasses
** Specialty items like goggles, helmets, etc
Big–head afflictees need no longer feel alone in a "one size fits
all" world! Turn to Cr8ium for a community, a marketplace, and a
resting place for your melon! When your massive head hits your
overworked pillow at night, you'll know you're not alone!
Check it out at http://www.cr8ium.com !