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How to remove blood and semen stains from expensive clothes ? ? ?

pain_whe...@hotmail.com (Dan Simper)
2/4/2005 9:16:47 PM
I'm an evil gay rapist and I just raped some guy to death, but now my
expensive clothes are full of blood and my own semen.
How can I remove the blood and semen stains ???
Duncan <Dun...@TheClanMcFuckhead.com>
2/5/2005 6:03:38 AM
pain_whe...@hotmail.com (Dan Simper) wrote:
I'm an evil gay rapist and I just raped some guy to death, but now my
expensive clothes are full of blood and my own semen.
Yummy!
How can I remove the blood and semen stains ???
Laundry detergent.
"Miss Livvy" <Xeveryidiwantistak...@yahoo.com>
2/5/2005 8:04:39 AM
How can I remove the blood and semen stains ???
Laundry detergent.
Yes, but it has to be cold water! (For the blood that is, not the semen.)
inky56NOS...@hellokitty.com (mL)
2/5/2005 8:17:42 PM
In article <fbbaa058.0502042116.76103...@posting.google.com>, pain_whe...@hotmail.com (Dan Simper) wrote:
How can I remove the blood and semen stains ???
Same way your mommy removes the pee and poo stains from your pants when you
have an accident.
lickerishw...@gmail.com
2/5/2005 7:19:17 PM
Hypothetically speaking, I think the stains have probably set in too
much at this point to remove with any success. You'd be better off
trying to hide them. I'd recommend a .22 shot through the mouth and out
the back of the head, whilst wearing the clothes. That should evenly
dye the clothes a lovely shade of dark maroon, thus effectively hiding
the previous stains!
HTH,
Kieran
Anon E. Mouse <tigernn_mo...@yahoo.com>
3/22/2005 5:34:39 PM
In article <1107659957.491253.262...@o13g2000cwo.googlegroups.com>,
lickerishw...@gmail.com says...
Hypothetically speaking, I think the stains have probably set in too
much at this point to remove with any success. You'd be better off
trying to hide them. I'd recommend a .22 shot through the mouth and out
the back of the head, whilst wearing the clothes. That should evenly
dye the clothes a lovely shade of dark maroon, thus effectively hiding
the previous stains!
HTH,
Kieran
Nah––.454 Cor–bon or .50 AE is the load to go with...
AEM
"cofarb" <do...@cofarb.com>
3/23/2005 7:01:47 AM
Oh, gosh, is it spring break already?
Kids really shouldn't be sitting in front of a computer all day. Most of
them obviously need more exercise––mental *and* physical.
cofarb


"Anon E. Mouse" <tigernn_mo...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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In article <1107659957.491253.262...@o13g2000cwo.googlegroups.com>,
lickerishw...@gmail.com says...
Nah––.454 Cor–bon or .50 AE is the load to go with...
AEM
Charlie Perrin <c.l.per...@SPAMBOTS_DIEatt.net>
3/23/2005 2:53:29 PM
On Wed, 23 Mar 2005 07:01:47 –0500, cofarb wrote:
Oh, gosh, is it spring break already?
It's been and gone around here.
Kids really shouldn't be sitting in front of a computer all day.
They get to do enough of that when they grow up.
Most of them obviously need more
exercise––mental *and* physical.
Ditto.
Ruddell <ruddell'Elle–Kabo...@canada.com>
3/23/2005 5:14:26 PM
In <gj034196q4nakmv9cq5onm12p4gsm6t...@4ax.com> Charlie Perrin wrote:
On Wed, 23 Mar 2005 07:01:47 –0500, cofarb wrote:
It's been and gone around here.
Just around the corner here. In fact, tomorrows the last day for a
while.

Kids really shouldn't be sitting in front of a computer all day.
They get to do enough of that when they grow up.
Yeah, computers are over rated anyway ;–)
Most of them obviously need more
exercise––mental *and* physical.
Ditto.
We're still getting snow here in Sunny Saskatchewan and it'll be nice to
have my son around to shovel the damn stuff. When is Spring really
going to come...
––
Cheers
Dennis
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"cofarb" <do...@cofarb.com>
3/23/2005 12:41:20 PM


"Ruddell" <ruddell'Elle–Kabo...@canada.com> wrote in message
news:20050323111442214–0...@news.sk.sympatico.ca...
In <gj034196q4nakmv9cq5onm12p4gsm6t...@4ax.com> Charlie Perrin wrote:
Just around the corner here. In fact, tomorrows the last day for a
while.
Kids really shouldn't be sitting in front of a computer all day.
Yeah, computers are over rated anyway ;–)
Most of them obviously need more
exercise––mental *and* physical.
We're still getting snow here in Sunny Saskatchewan and it'll be nice to
have my son around to shovel the damn stuff. When is Spring really
going to come...
––
Cheers
Dennis
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Well, I can tell you that "your" geese are headed back to Canada by the
thousands. (I'm glad my car is garaged.)
cofarb
Ruddell <ruddell'Elle–Kabo...@canada.com>
3/23/2005 9:08:20 PM
In <xsqdnW21m5ncN9zfRVn–...@adelphia.com> cofarb wrote:
"Ruddell" <ruddell'Elle–Kabo...@canada.com> wrote in message
We're still getting snow here in Sunny Saskatchewan and it'll be nice
to have my son around to shovel the damn stuff. When is Spring
really going to come...
––
Cheers
Dennis
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Well, I can tell you that "your" geese are headed back to Canada by
the thousands. (I'm glad my car is garaged.)
Sigh. Ok, I'm sorry, but I wasn't able to get out hunting last fall.
This year I'll make a commitment to ensuring next Spring you won't have
that problem...
Hmmm, wonder if that seal cub nut is still lurking around here?
––
Cheers
Dennis
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"Bubba DeBub" <BubbaDe...@yeehaw.redneck.com>
3/23/2005 1:30:26 PM
Do a better job than Monica did and you will not have stains on your dress.
GRIN/DUCK
Ruddell <ruddell'Elle–Kabo...@canada.com>
3/23/2005 11:39:09 PM
In <Tdl0e.172$v26....@fed1read06> Bubba DeBub wrote:
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Kinda tired today Bubba?
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Cheers
Dennis
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