On Sat, 04 Dec 2004 21:44:54 GMT, Charlie Perrin
<c.l.per...@SPAMBOTS_DIEatt.net> wrote:
On Sat, 04 Dec 2004 20:50:58 GMT, Chris Braun wrote:
Shania Twain is 39. Nothing wrong with her belly. <grin/duck>
Most of us broads *ain't* Shania Twain, Charlie!
DH and I went to a charity auction last night. It was a dinner and
the dress code was "cocktails."
Here is what every single woman at the party wore, more or less:
black dress
spaghetti straps
hem just below knee
bare legs
black strappy sandals with open toes
wrap for the shoulders made of chiffon or gauzy material
hair in an updo
french manicure and pedicure
cell phone glued to the ear
*YAWN*
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I am happy to report that I took things in a different direction,
though. I was looking at my cocktail dresses yesterday morning before
going to work, and I decided that I was positively sick of black black
black black. How many Laundry by Shelli Segal dresses does one girl
need, anyway?
So, when I had a break for lunch, I went to this terrific Asian store
that sells the most marvelous items. For a long time I have been
coveting Chinese hostess gowns, so I bought one for the party. As
usual, I grabbed for black with a red design, but the owner of the
shop guided me to a dark burgundy gown with burnished gold accents.
She could not have been more right...it's a beautiful rich color and
the gold highlighted my hair. I also found a little gold evening bag;
it was marketed as a cosmetics bag, but it had a little handle and a
mirror inside, and it was just perfect for evening.
The dress was $45. The bag was $4.00.
I wore it with black velvet heels and black stockings (that sounds
bad, but it looked good, actually). I kept my jewelry to a minimum.
I have never gotten so many compliments on a dress in my entire life.
It's hard for me to write that because I am notorious for my inability
to accept a compliment. Even the bartender said, "You know, that is a
really cool dress. It's nice to see something different for a
change."
I also must mention my inspiration for the Chinese hostess gown as
evening wear: the late great fashion icon and fabulous disaster Paula
Yates wore one to a charity event she was hosting. I never forgot
about that. Now that was a woman with style. R.I.P., Paula. Heroin
may have killed you, but you truly died of a broken heart.
p.s. If you go to the Corbis photography site and search for Paula
Yates, you can see her wearing the hostess gown on the second page of
photos for her.