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"Gord Spence" <dontbewank...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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group but your own? After seeing one sentence of his in
rec.motorcycles I KF'd the moron...I haven't time for
stupid, bigoted, racist scum bags...except to shoot them.
Please do be a do be and either learn to use the KF and OR
trim the other groups.
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Assistant to the Assistant Undersecretary of the Ministry of
Silly Walks.
"terrorist organization" is a redundancy
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laugh at.
MB's Maximum Bling Party – links included
The Magnificent Bastard <magnif_bast...@hotmail.com>
11/7/2004 6:51:23 PM
Here's a brief recap of the party.......
I'm guessing somewhere between 25 and 35 people showed up. Several
peeps that I work with, several peeps I used to work with, various and
assorted friends and neighbors. My friend from NYC flew in yesterday
afternoon and back home late this afternoon.
The first guests arrived at 7:30 PM, the last to leave departed at
around 2:00 AM.
Almost all the food was eaten, all of the wine and most of the beer was
gone at the end of the night as well. We went through 3 1/2 bottles of
vodka, a bottle of bourbon, a bottle of Bailey's, half a bottle of
Kahlua and most of a bottle of gin.
Things were fun but pretty mellow until about 11 PM, when I put on my
ultra–hot dance mix CD that I burned for the party. A few of the songs
on the CD –
Pussy Control (Ultra Dance Remix) – Prince
Erotic City (Club Mix) – Prince
Groove is in the Heart – Dee Lite
Tha Dogg Pound, featuring B Legit – Rock Ya Body
Usher (featuring Little Jon & Ludacris) – Yeah
LL Cool J – Doin' It
Digital Underground – Doowutchyalike
When this CD started, a few of the women started dancing......pretty
soon a couple of them were grinding on each other and allegedly a breast
was flashed. I think a few peeps got uncomfortable and left about half
way through the CD.
When the CD was over, it was requested that I play it again, so I did.
At this point three or four of the girls were grinding on each other
with reckless abandon. A few of us moved up to my home office and three
of the girls got on the couch for some dry humping, kissing and groping.
Two of them were married and their husbands were watching........and
loving it. Unfortunately, it broke up before things got really
involved.
I'll be having another party after the holidays, this one will be
smaller and more intimate. *Much* more intimate, I'm sure.
I only took a few pics, I got too busy once the party started to use the
camera much. I was mixing drinks, mingling, refilling the serving
dishes etc.
Anyway, here are a few pics I took right before the party started and
one I took this morning –
http://www.magnificentbastardproductions.com/drinks.html
I set up the bar on the island in my kitchen.
http://www.magnificentbastardproductions.com/wine.html
The wine, before everyone guzzled it down.
http://www.magnificentbastardproductions.com/table.html
The dining room table. I didn't have all the food out yet.
Yes, those are silver serving dishes.
http://www.magnificentbastardproductions.com/next_morning.html
Someone didn't feel so good this morning.
––
Magnificent Bastard Productions 2004 ©
http://www.magnificentbastardproductions.com
I'm guessing somewhere between 25 and 35 people showed up. Several
peeps that I work with, several peeps I used to work with, various and
assorted friends and neighbors. My friend from NYC flew in yesterday
afternoon and back home late this afternoon.
The first guests arrived at 7:30 PM, the last to leave departed at
around 2:00 AM.
Almost all the food was eaten, all of the wine and most of the beer was
gone at the end of the night as well. We went through 3 1/2 bottles of
vodka, a bottle of bourbon, a bottle of Bailey's, half a bottle of
Kahlua and most of a bottle of gin.
Things were fun but pretty mellow until about 11 PM, when I put on my
ultra–hot dance mix CD that I burned for the party. A few of the songs
on the CD –
Pussy Control (Ultra Dance Remix) – Prince
Erotic City (Club Mix) – Prince
Groove is in the Heart – Dee Lite
Tha Dogg Pound, featuring B Legit – Rock Ya Body
Usher (featuring Little Jon & Ludacris) – Yeah
LL Cool J – Doin' It
Digital Underground – Doowutchyalike
When this CD started, a few of the women started dancing......pretty
soon a couple of them were grinding on each other and allegedly a breast
was flashed. I think a few peeps got uncomfortable and left about half
way through the CD.
When the CD was over, it was requested that I play it again, so I did.
At this point three or four of the girls were grinding on each other
with reckless abandon. A few of us moved up to my home office and three
of the girls got on the couch for some dry humping, kissing and groping.
Two of them were married and their husbands were watching........and
loving it. Unfortunately, it broke up before things got really
involved.
I'll be having another party after the holidays, this one will be
smaller and more intimate. *Much* more intimate, I'm sure.
I only took a few pics, I got too busy once the party started to use the
camera much. I was mixing drinks, mingling, refilling the serving
dishes etc.
Anyway, here are a few pics I took right before the party started and
one I took this morning –
http://www.magnificentbastardproductions.com/drinks.html
I set up the bar on the island in my kitchen.
http://www.magnificentbastardproductions.com/wine.html
The wine, before everyone guzzled it down.
http://www.magnificentbastardproductions.com/table.html
The dining room table. I didn't have all the food out yet.
Yes, those are silver serving dishes.
http://www.magnificentbastardproductions.com/next_morning.html
Someone didn't feel so good this morning.
––
Magnificent Bastard Productions 2004 ©
http://www.magnificentbastardproductions.com
Soapy <yp...@hotmail.com>
11/8/2004 2:40:23 AM
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Here's a brief recap of the party.......
I'm guessing somewhere between 25 and 35 people showed up.
Several peeps that I work with, several peeps I used to work with,
various and assorted friends and neighbors. My friend from NYC
flew in yesterday afternoon and back home late this afternoon.
The first guests arrived at 7:30 PM, the last to leave departed at
around 2:00 AM.
Almost all the food was eaten, all of the wine and most of the
beer was gone at the end of the night as well. We went through 3
1/2 bottles of vodka, a bottle of bourbon, a bottle of Bailey's,
half a bottle of Kahlua and most of a bottle of gin.
Things were fun but pretty mellow until about 11 PM, when I put on
my ultra–hot dance mix CD that I burned for the party. A few of
the songs on the CD –
Pussy Control (Ultra Dance Remix) – Prince
Erotic City (Club Mix) – Prince
Groove is in the Heart – Dee Lite
Tha Dogg Pound, featuring B Legit – Rock Ya Body
Usher (featuring Little Jon & Ludacris) – Yeah
LL Cool J – Doin' It
Digital Underground – Doowutchyalike
When this CD started, a few of the women started
dancing......pretty soon a couple of them were grinding on each
other and allegedly a breast was flashed. I think a few peeps got
uncomfortable and left about half way through the CD.
When the CD was over, it was requested that I play it again, so I
did. At this point three or four of the girls were grinding on
each other with reckless abandon. A few of us moved up to my home
office and three of the girls got on the couch for some dry
humping, kissing and groping. Two of them were married and their
husbands were watching........and loving it. Unfortunately, it
broke up before things got really involved.
I'll be having another party after the holidays, this one will be
smaller and more intimate. *Much* more intimate, I'm sure.
I only took a few pics, I got too busy once the party started to
use the camera much. I was mixing drinks, mingling, refilling the
serving dishes etc.
Anyway, here are a few pics I took right before the party started
and one I took this morning –
http://www.magnificentbastardproductions.com/drinks.html
I set up the bar on the island in my kitchen.
http://www.magnificentbastardproductions.com/wine.html
The wine, before everyone guzzled it down.
http://www.magnificentbastardproductions.com/table.html
How long have you been a woman? I'm guessing somewhere between 25 and 35 people showed up.
Several peeps that I work with, several peeps I used to work with,
various and assorted friends and neighbors. My friend from NYC
flew in yesterday afternoon and back home late this afternoon.
The first guests arrived at 7:30 PM, the last to leave departed at
around 2:00 AM.
Almost all the food was eaten, all of the wine and most of the
beer was gone at the end of the night as well. We went through 3
1/2 bottles of vodka, a bottle of bourbon, a bottle of Bailey's,
half a bottle of Kahlua and most of a bottle of gin.
Things were fun but pretty mellow until about 11 PM, when I put on
my ultra–hot dance mix CD that I burned for the party. A few of
the songs on the CD –
Pussy Control (Ultra Dance Remix) – Prince
Erotic City (Club Mix) – Prince
Groove is in the Heart – Dee Lite
Tha Dogg Pound, featuring B Legit – Rock Ya Body
Usher (featuring Little Jon & Ludacris) – Yeah
LL Cool J – Doin' It
Digital Underground – Doowutchyalike
When this CD started, a few of the women started
dancing......pretty soon a couple of them were grinding on each
other and allegedly a breast was flashed. I think a few peeps got
uncomfortable and left about half way through the CD.
When the CD was over, it was requested that I play it again, so I
did. At this point three or four of the girls were grinding on
each other with reckless abandon. A few of us moved up to my home
office and three of the girls got on the couch for some dry
humping, kissing and groping. Two of them were married and their
husbands were watching........and loving it. Unfortunately, it
broke up before things got really involved.
I'll be having another party after the holidays, this one will be
smaller and more intimate. *Much* more intimate, I'm sure.
I only took a few pics, I got too busy once the party started to
use the camera much. I was mixing drinks, mingling, refilling the
serving dishes etc.
Anyway, here are a few pics I took right before the party started
and one I took this morning –
http://www.magnificentbastardproductions.com/drinks.html
I set up the bar on the island in my kitchen.
http://www.magnificentbastardproductions.com/wine.html
The wine, before everyone guzzled it down.
http://www.magnificentbastardproductions.com/table.html
The dining room table. I didn't have all the food out yet.
Yes, those are silver serving dishes.
http://www.magnificentbastardproductions.com/next_morning.html
Someone didn't feel so good this morning.
–– Yes, those are silver serving dishes.
http://www.magnificentbastardproductions.com/next_morning.html
Someone didn't feel so good this morning.
__ __ __ __ O O O
/ / | / | / | / | O o o
(___ ( |(___|(___|(___| o _____________o
)| )| )| ) o.;–––––––––––./|
__/ |__/ | / | __/ // S O A P Y // |
|'–––––––––––'| /
jgs | | /
Smeeter #30–something '–––––––––––––'`
"Gord Spence" <dontbewank...@hotmail.com>
11/7/2004 10:02:22 PM
"The Magnificent Bastard" <magnif_bast...@hotmail.com>
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It's clean! Have no fear, no viruses here!
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Checked by AVG anti–virus system (http://www.grisoft.com).
Version: 6.0.778 / Virus Database: 525 – Release Date: 15/10/2004
No Name <n...@blank.com>
11/8/2004 3:23:06 AM
Hey The Magnificent Bastard <magnif_bast...@hotmail.com> you wrote
this on Sun, 7 Nov 2004 18:51:23 –0500 What da hell is dat smell?
Damn dude The Magnificent Bastard <magnif_bast...@hotmail.com> farted
and you acting retarded when you wrote:
this on Sun, 7 Nov 2004 18:51:23 –0500 What da hell is dat smell?
Damn dude The Magnificent Bastard <magnif_bast...@hotmail.com> farted
and you acting retarded when you wrote:
I'm guessing somewhere between 25 and 35 yuppies showed up. Several
yuppies that I work with, several yuppies I used to work with, various and
assorted friends(who are yuppies) and neighbors(yuppies as well).
My friend(who is a yuppie) from NYC flew in yesterday
afternoon and back home late this afternoon.
FIXED YOUR POST yuppies that I work with, several yuppies I used to work with, various and
assorted friends(who are yuppies) and neighbors(yuppies as well).
My friend(who is a yuppie) from NYC flew in yesterday
afternoon and back home late this afternoon.
"Keith Schiffner" <schis...@3rivers.net>
11/7/2004 8:25:28 PM
"Gord Spence" <dontbewank...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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"The Magnificent Bastard" <magnif_bast...@hotmail.com>
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It's clean! Have no fear, no viruses here!
Checked by AVG anti–virus system (http://www.grisoft.com).
Version: 6.0.778 / Virus Database: 525 – Release Date:
15/10/2004
For the LOVE OF BHUDDA! Would you ALL PLEASE trim EVERY –––
It's clean! Have no fear, no viruses here!
Checked by AVG anti–virus system (http://www.grisoft.com).
Version: 6.0.778 / Virus Database: 525 – Release Date:
15/10/2004
group but your own? After seeing one sentence of his in
rec.motorcycles I KF'd the moron...I haven't time for
stupid, bigoted, racist scum bags...except to shoot them.
Please do be a do be and either learn to use the KF and OR
trim the other groups.
––
–––
Keith Schiffner
Assistant to the Assistant Undersecretary of the Ministry of
Silly Walks.
"terrorist organization" is a redundancy
The Magnificent Bastard <magnif_bast...@hotmail.com>
11/7/2004 10:57:53 PM
On 08 Nov 2004 02:40:23 GMT, in alt.tv.sopranos, Soapy rubs the lotion
on it's skin or else it gets the hose again. It does this whenever it's
told –
for them, either.
––
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http://www.magnificentbastardproductions.com
on it's skin or else it gets the hose again. It does this whenever it's
told –
The Magnificent Bastard <magnif_bast...@hotmail.com> wrote in
news:MPG.1bf87f01ef50a91e989...@news.alt.net:
How long have you been a woman?
Someone else is already using that shtick. It's not working very well news:MPG.1bf87f01ef50a91e989...@news.alt.net:
How long have you been a woman?
for them, either.
Magnificent Bastard Productions 2004 ©
http://www.magnificentbastardproductions.com
The Magnificent Bastard <magnif_bast...@hotmail.com>
11/7/2004 10:58:35 PM
On Sun, 7 Nov 2004 20:25:28 –0700, in alt.tv.sopranos, Keith Schiffner
rubs the lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose again. It does
this whenever it's told –
"Gord Spence" <dontbewank...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:0lBjd.5065$Z7.186...@news20.bellglobal.com...
For the LOVE OF BHUDDA! Would you ALL PLEASE trim EVERY
group but your own? After seeing one sentence of his in
rec.motorcycles I KF'd the moron...I haven't time for
stupid, bigoted, racist scum bags...except to shoot them.
Please do be a do be and either learn to use the KF and OR
trim the other groups.
Yeah, Gord. Listen to what this guy has to say.
––
Magnificent Bastard Productions 2004 ©
http://www.magnificentbastardproductions.com
rubs the lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose again. It does
this whenever it's told –
"Gord Spence" <dontbewank...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:0lBjd.5065$Z7.186...@news20.bellglobal.com...
For the LOVE OF BHUDDA! Would you ALL PLEASE trim EVERY
group but your own? After seeing one sentence of his in
rec.motorcycles I KF'd the moron...I haven't time for
stupid, bigoted, racist scum bags...except to shoot them.
Please do be a do be and either learn to use the KF and OR
trim the other groups.
Magnificent Bastard Productions 2004 ©
http://www.magnificentbastardproductions.com
No Name <n...@blank.com>
11/8/2004 4:26:15 AM
Hey The Magnificent Bastard <magnif_bast...@hotmail.com> you wrote
this on Sun, 7 Nov 2004 18:51:23 –0500 What da hell is dat smell?
Damn dude The Magnificent Bastard <magnif_bast...@hotmail.com> farted
and you acting retarded when you wrote:
this on Sun, 7 Nov 2004 18:51:23 –0500 What da hell is dat smell?
Damn dude The Magnificent Bastard <magnif_bast...@hotmail.com> farted
and you acting retarded when you wrote:
Here's a brief recap of the party.......
http://www.magnificentbastardproductions.com/table.html
Why do you have a girly table? "Billy Crabs" <Itchycrot...@hotmail.com>
11/8/2004 12:09:40 PM
"No Name" <n...@blank.com> wrote in message
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Hey The Magnificent Bastard <magnif_bast...@hotmail.com> you wrote
this on Sun, 7 Nov 2004 18:51:23 –0500 What da hell is dat smell?
Damn dude The Magnificent Bastard <magnif_bast...@hotmail.com> farted
and you acting retarded when you wrote:
FIXED YOUR POST
AAAAHHHAHHAHHA, shit , that cracked me up. That was just too funny not to this on Sun, 7 Nov 2004 18:51:23 –0500 What da hell is dat smell?
Damn dude The Magnificent Bastard <magnif_bast...@hotmail.com> farted
and you acting retarded when you wrote:
FIXED YOUR POST
laugh at.
Locutus <bigfun...@databasix.com>
11/8/2004 11:30:15 PM
Soapy <yp...@hotmail.com> wrote:
being altogether a different packet of biscuits, but I do concur: our
Bastard, it must be said, always known for his plumage, lately would seem to
have traded in the accoutrements of the dandy for those of the ponce. What?
The Magnificent Bastard <magnif_bast...@hotmail.com> wrote in
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Hmmm? No, really, you went way beyond "fancy" and veered into the
fluffy section of feminism.
The word for which you are straining, of course, is "effeminacy," "feminism" news:MPG.1bf8b8cc5339c9ab989...@news.alt.net:
Hmmm? No, really, you went way beyond "fancy" and veered into the
fluffy section of feminism.
being altogether a different packet of biscuits, but I do concur: our
Bastard, it must be said, always known for his plumage, lately would seem to
have traded in the accoutrements of the dandy for those of the ponce. What?
±
11/9/2004 3:49:16 AM
The Magnificent Bastard wrote:
date passed out?
http://www.bedoper.com/snuh
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Anyway, here are a few pics I took right before the party started and
one I took this morning –
http://www.magnificentbastardproductions.com/drinks.html
I bet those rohypnols were hard to get a hold of – how many before your one I took this morning –
http://www.magnificentbastardproductions.com/drinks.html
date passed out?
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http://www.bedoper.com/snuh
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|...@) | | SnuH |
| (O) | \_ ___/
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\_____,
The Magnificent Bastard <magnif_bast...@hotmail.com>
11/9/2004 4:01:18 PM
On Tue, 09 Nov 2004 03:49:16 –0800, in alt.tv.sopranos, =?iso–8859–1?Q?
=B1?= rubs the lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose again. It
does this whenever it's told –
––
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=B1?= rubs the lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose again. It
does this whenever it's told –
The Magnificent Bastard wrote:
I bet those rohypnols were hard to get a hold of – how many before your
date passed out?
I don't know..........she brought her own. I bet those rohypnols were hard to get a hold of – how many before your
date passed out?
Magnificent Bastard Productions 2004 ©
http://www.magnificentbastardproductions.com
±
11/9/2004 5:13:29 PM
The Magnificent Bastard wrote:
http://www.bedoper.com/snuh
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|...@) | | SnuH |
| (O) | \_ ___/
| / | ||
| \ /_ / //
\ \____/ / /
\ /
\_____,
On Tue, 09 Nov 2004 03:49:16 –0800, in alt.tv.sopranos, =?iso–8859–1?Q?
=B1?= rubs the lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose again. It
does this whenever it's told –
I don't know..........she brought her own.
Good – this way she didn't see you and your fella tying tongues. =B1?= rubs the lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose again. It
does this whenever it's told –
I don't know..........she brought her own.
––
Magnificent Bastard Productions 2004 ©
http://www.magnificentbastardproductions.com
–– Magnificent Bastard Productions 2004 ©
http://www.magnificentbastardproductions.com
http://www.bedoper.com/snuh
–––––––
/ \
/ \ /–––––\
|...@) | | SnuH |
| (O) | \_ ___/
| / | ||
| \ /_ / //
\ \____/ / /
\ /
\_____,
Soapy <yp...@hotmail.com>
11/9/2004 6:55:49 AM
The Magnificent Bastard <magnif_bast...@hotmail.com> wrote in
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fluffy section of feminism.
The dining room table. I didn't have all the food out yet.
Yes, those are silver serving dishes.
http://www.magnificentbastardproductions.com/next_morning.html
Someone didn't feel so good this morning.
––
__ __ __ __ O O O
/ / | / | / | / | O o o
(___ ( |(___|(___|(___| o _____________o
)| )| )| ) o.;–––––––––––./|
__/ |__/ | / | __/ // S O A P Y // |
|'–––––––––––'| /
jgs | | /
Smeeter #30–something '–––––––––––––'`
news:MPG.1bf8b8cc5339c9ab989...@news.alt.net:
On 08 Nov 2004 02:40:23 GMT, in alt.tv.sopranos, Soapy rubs the
lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose again. It does this
whenever it's told –
Someone else is already using that shtick. It's not working very
well for them, either.
Hmmm? No, really, you went way beyond "fancy" and veered into the lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose again. It does this
whenever it's told –
Someone else is already using that shtick. It's not working very
well for them, either.
fluffy section of feminism.
The dining room table. I didn't have all the food out yet.
Yes, those are silver serving dishes.
http://www.magnificentbastardproductions.com/next_morning.html
Someone didn't feel so good this morning.
__ __ __ __ O O O
/ / | / | / | / | O o o
(___ ( |(___|(___|(___| o _____________o
)| )| )| ) o.;–––––––––––./|
__/ |__/ | / | __/ // S O A P Y // |
|'–––––––––––'| /
jgs | | /
Smeeter #30–something '–––––––––––––'`
The Magnificent Bastard <magnif_bast...@hotmail.com>
11/9/2004 9:06:09 PM
On Tue, 09 Nov 2004 17:13:29 –0800, in alt.tv.sopranos, =?iso–8859–1?Q?
=B1?= rubs the lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose again. It
does this whenever it's told –
[attempted] response.
––
Magnificent Bastard Productions 2004 ©
http://www.magnificentbastardproductions.com
=B1?= rubs the lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose again. It
does this whenever it's told –
The Magnificent Bastard wrote:
Good – this way she didn't see you and your fella tying tongues.
I don't know if Soapy will be able to bail you out after that pathetic Good – this way she didn't see you and your fella tying tongues.
[attempted] response.
Magnificent Bastard Productions 2004 ©
http://www.magnificentbastardproductions.com
±
11/9/2004 7:09:39 PM
The Magnificent Bastard wrote:
––
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/ \ /–––––\
|...@) | | SnuH |
| (O) | \_ ___/
| / | ||
| \ /_ / //
\ \____/ / /
\ /
\_____,
On Tue, 09 Nov 2004 17:13:29 –0800, in alt.tv.sopranos, =?iso–8859–1?Q?
=B1?= rubs the lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose again. It
does this whenever it's told –
I don't know if Soapy will be able to bail you out after that pathetic
[attempted] response.
Lady Chatterly? =B1?= rubs the lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose again. It
does this whenever it's told –
I don't know if Soapy will be able to bail you out after that pathetic
[attempted] response.
––
http://www.bedoper.com/snuh
–––––––
/ \
/ \ /–––––\
|...@) | | SnuH |
| (O) | \_ ___/
| / | ||
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Locutus <bigfun...@databasix.com>
11/11/2004 7:30:18 AM
± <h0plibbb_o...@hotmail.com> wrote:
rather than absorb them.
Locutus wrote:
You fold it, you bought it.
I'd better get back to my comic book store, where I dispense the insults You fold it, you bought it.
rather than absorb them.
The Magnificent Bastard <magnif_bast...@hotmail.com>
11/9/2004 11:17:41 PM
On Tue, 09 Nov 2004 19:09:39 –0800, in alt.tv.sopranos, =?iso–8859–1?Q?
=B1?= rubs the lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose again. It
does this whenever it's told –
––
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=B1?= rubs the lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose again. It
does this whenever it's told –
The Magnificent Bastard wrote:
Lady Chatterly?
Is she? Lady Chatterly?
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±
11/11/2004 7:03:24 PM
Locutus wrote:
megabit fibre–optic T–1 line. Will you be able to provide an IP router
that's compatable with my token ring ethernet LAN configuration?
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± <h0plibbb_o...@hotmail.com> wrote:
I'd better get back to my comic book store, where I dispense the insults
rather than absorb them.
I'm interested in upgrading my 28.8kb Internet connection to a 1.5 I'd better get back to my comic book store, where I dispense the insults
rather than absorb them.
megabit fibre–optic T–1 line. Will you be able to provide an IP router
that's compatable with my token ring ethernet LAN configuration?
––
http://www.bedoper.com/snuh
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Charles Soto <cs...@austin.meepmeep.com>
11/14/2004 1:35:13 AM
± <h0plibbb_o...@hotmail.com> wrote:
Charles
––
Charles Soto – Austin, TX *** 1999 GSF1200S, DoD No. "uno"
("Meepmeep" is "rr," as in Roadrunner, my ISP.)
Locutus wrote:
I'm interested in upgrading my 28.8kb Internet connection to a 1.5
megabit fibre–optic T–1 line. Will you be able to provide an IP router
that's compatable with my token ring ethernet LAN configuration?
Can I have some money now? I'm interested in upgrading my 28.8kb Internet connection to a 1.5
megabit fibre–optic T–1 line. Will you be able to provide an IP router
that's compatable with my token ring ethernet LAN configuration?
Charles
––
Charles Soto – Austin, TX *** 1999 GSF1200S, DoD No. "uno"
("Meepmeep" is "rr," as in Roadrunner, my ISP.)
The Magnificent Bastard <magnif_bast...@hotmail.com>
11/9/2004 3:59:46 PM
On 09 Nov 2004 06:55:49 GMT, in alt.tv.sopranos, Soapy rubs the lotion
on it's skin or else it gets the hose again. It does this whenever it's
told –
The dining room table. I didn't have all the food out yet.
Yes, those are silver serving dishes.
http://www.magnificentbastardproductions.com/next_morning.html
Someone didn't feel so good this morning.
––
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on it's skin or else it gets the hose again. It does this whenever it's
told –
The Magnificent Bastard <magnif_bast...@hotmail.com> wrote in
news:MPG.1bf8b8cc5339c9ab989...@news.alt.net:
Hmmm? No, really, you went way beyond "fancy" and veered into the
fluffy section of feminism.
Nope. Keep trying. news:MPG.1bf8b8cc5339c9ab989...@news.alt.net:
Hmmm? No, really, you went way beyond "fancy" and veered into the
fluffy section of feminism.
The dining room table. I didn't have all the food out yet.
Yes, those are silver serving dishes.
http://www.magnificentbastardproductions.com/next_morning.html
Someone didn't feel so good this morning.
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The Magnificent Bastard <magnif_bast...@hotmail.com>
11/9/2004 4:00:37 PM
On Mon, 08 Nov 2004 23:30:15 –0800, in alt.tv.sopranos, Locutus rubs the
lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose again. It does this
whenever it's told –
––
Magnificent Bastard Productions 2004 ©
http://www.magnificentbastardproductions.com
lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose again. It does this
whenever it's told –
Soapy <yp...@hotmail.com> wrote:
The word for which you are straining, of course, is "effeminacy," "feminism"
being altogether a different packet of biscuits, but I do concur: our
Bastard, it must be said, always known for his plumage, lately would seem to
have traded in the accoutrements of the dandy for those of the ponce. What?
Thanks for clarifying Soapy's misguided comments. The word for which you are straining, of course, is "effeminacy," "feminism"
being altogether a different packet of biscuits, but I do concur: our
Bastard, it must be said, always known for his plumage, lately would seem to
have traded in the accoutrements of the dandy for those of the ponce. What?
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±
11/9/2004 8:23:11 PM
The Magnificent Bastard wrote:
http://www.bedoper.com/snuh
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| (O) | \_ ___/
| / | ||
| \ /_ / //
\ \____/ / /
\ /
\_____,
On Tue, 09 Nov 2004 19:09:39 –0800, in alt.tv.sopranos, =?iso–8859–1?Q?
=B1?= rubs the lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose again. It
does this whenever it's told –
Is she?
You *are* a bot! =B1?= rubs the lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose again. It
does this whenever it's told –
Is she?
––
Magnificent Bastard Productions 2004 ©
http://www.magnificentbastardproductions.com
–– Magnificent Bastard Productions 2004 ©
http://www.magnificentbastardproductions.com
http://www.bedoper.com/snuh
–––––––
/ \
/ \ /–––––\
|...@) | | SnuH |
| (O) | \_ ___/
| / | ||
| \ /_ / //
\ \____/ / /
\ /
\_____,
The Magnificent Bastard <magnif_bast...@hotmail.com>
11/9/2004 11:39:12 PM
On Tue, 09 Nov 2004 20:23:11 –0800, in alt.tv.sopranos, =?iso–8859–1?Q?
=B1?= rubs the lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose again. It
does this whenever it's told –
––
Magnificent Bastard Productions 2004 ©
http://www.magnificentbastardproductions.com
=B1?= rubs the lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose again. It
does this whenever it's told –
The Magnificent Bastard wrote:
You *are* a bot!
Am I? You *are* a bot!
Magnificent Bastard Productions 2004 ©
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±
11/9/2004 9:23:31 PM
The Magnificent Bastard wrote:
dim userText, botAnswer, upLimit, botResponse
' change for more Brain lines
upLimit = 4
redim brain(upLimit,2)
call loadBrain()
' get user text
userText = request.form("userText")
botAnswer = ""
' locate answer
for f=0 to upLimit
if instr(userText,brain(f,0))<>0 then
botAnswer = brain(f,1)
end if
next
' print response
if userText="" You *are* a bot!
botResponse="Am I?"
else
botResponse=botResponse&"<br>A: "I don't know if Soapy will be able
to bail you out after that pathetic [attempted] response."
else
botResponse=botResponse&"<br>A: "Is she?"
end if
end if
response.redirect
"chatForm.asp?botResponse="&Server.UrlEncode(botResponse)
sub loadBrain()
––
http://www.bedoper.com/snuh
–––––––
/ \
/ \ /–––––\
|...@) | | SnuH |
| (O) | \_ ___/
| / | ||
| \ /_ / //
\ \____/ / /
\ /
\_____,
On Tue, 09 Nov 2004 20:23:11 –0800, in alt.tv.sopranos, =?iso–8859–1?Q?
=B1?= rubs the lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose again. It
does this whenever it's told –
Am I?
on error resume next =B1?= rubs the lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose again. It
does this whenever it's told –
Am I?
dim userText, botAnswer, upLimit, botResponse
' change for more Brain lines
upLimit = 4
redim brain(upLimit,2)
call loadBrain()
' get user text
userText = request.form("userText")
botAnswer = ""
' locate answer
for f=0 to upLimit
if instr(userText,brain(f,0))<>0 then
botAnswer = brain(f,1)
end if
next
' print response
if userText="" You *are* a bot!
botResponse="Am I?"
else
botResponse=botResponse&"<br>A: "I don't know if Soapy will be able
to bail you out after that pathetic [attempted] response."
else
botResponse=botResponse&"<br>A: "Is she?"
end if
end if
response.redirect
"chatForm.asp?botResponse="&Server.UrlEncode(botResponse)
sub loadBrain()
––
http://www.bedoper.com/snuh
–––––––
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|...@) | | SnuH |
| (O) | \_ ___/
| / | ||
| \ /_ / //
\ \____/ / /
\ /
\_____,
The Magnificent Bastard <magnif_bast...@hotmail.com>
11/10/2004 9:27:53 AM
On Tue, 09 Nov 2004 21:23:31 –0800, in alt.tv.sopranos, =?iso–8859–1?Q?
=B1?= rubs the lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose again. It
does this whenever it's told –
Or as a humorist.
––
Magnificent Bastard Productions 2004 ©
http://www.magnificentbastardproductions.com
=B1?= rubs the lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose again. It
does this whenever it's told –
The Magnificent Bastard wrote:
on error resume next
dim userText, botAnswer, upLimit, botResponse
' change for more Brain lines
upLimit = 4
redim brain(upLimit,2)
call loadBrain()
' get user text
userText = request.form("userText")
botAnswer = ""
' locate answer
for f=0 to upLimit
if instr(userText,brain(f,0))<>0 then
botAnswer = brain(f,1)
end if
next
' print response
if userText="" You *are* a bot!
botResponse="Am I?"
else
botResponse=botResponse&"<br>A: "I don't know if Soapy will be able
to bail you out after that pathetic [attempted] response."
else
botResponse=botResponse&"<br>A: "Is she?"
end if
end if
response.redirect
"chatForm.asp?botResponse="&Server.UrlEncode(botResponse)
sub loadBrain()
I hope you don't attempt to make a living as a programmer. on error resume next
dim userText, botAnswer, upLimit, botResponse
' change for more Brain lines
upLimit = 4
redim brain(upLimit,2)
call loadBrain()
' get user text
userText = request.form("userText")
botAnswer = ""
' locate answer
for f=0 to upLimit
if instr(userText,brain(f,0))<>0 then
botAnswer = brain(f,1)
end if
next
' print response
if userText="" You *are* a bot!
botResponse="Am I?"
else
botResponse=botResponse&"<br>A: "I don't know if Soapy will be able
to bail you out after that pathetic [attempted] response."
else
botResponse=botResponse&"<br>A: "Is she?"
end if
end if
response.redirect
"chatForm.asp?botResponse="&Server.UrlEncode(botResponse)
sub loadBrain()
Or as a humorist.
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±
11/10/2004 8:07:48 PM
The Magnificent Bastard wrote:
http://www.bedoper.com/snuh
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|...@) | | SnuH |
| (O) | \_ ___/
| / | ||
| \ /_ / //
\ \____/ / /
\ /
\_____,
On Tue, 09 Nov 2004 21:23:31 –0800, in alt.tv.sopranos, =?iso–8859–1?Q?
=B1?= rubs the lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose again. It
does this whenever it's told –
I hope you don't attempt to make a living as a programmer.
Or as a humorist.
Are you the creator of Hi and Lois? =B1?= rubs the lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose again. It
does this whenever it's told –
I hope you don't attempt to make a living as a programmer.
Or as a humorist.
––
Magnificent Bastard Productions 2004 ©
http://www.magnificentbastardproductions.com
–– Magnificent Bastard Productions 2004 ©
http://www.magnificentbastardproductions.com
http://www.bedoper.com/snuh
–––––––
/ \
/ \ /–––––\
|...@) | | SnuH |
| (O) | \_ ___/
| / | ||
| \ /_ / //
\ \____/ / /
\ /
\_____,
Locutus <bigfun...@databasix.com>
11/10/2004 8:33:14 PM
± <h0plibbb_o...@hotmail.com> wrote:
The Magnificent Bastard wrote:
Are you the creator of Hi and Lois?
Cheeseburgers and loneliness are a deadly mix. Are you the creator of Hi and Lois?
The Magnificent Bastard <magnif_bast...@hotmail.com>
11/10/2004 11:10:04 PM
On Wed, 10 Nov 2004 20:07:48 –0800, in alt.tv.sopranos, =?iso–8859–1?Q?
=B1?= rubs the lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose again. It
does this whenever it's told –
––
Magnificent Bastard Productions 2004 ©
http://www.magnificentbastardproductions.com
=B1?= rubs the lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose again. It
does this whenever it's told –
The Magnificent Bastard wrote:
Are you the creator of Hi and Lois?
I'm pretty sure the creator of that comic strip is dead. Are you the creator of Hi and Lois?
Magnificent Bastard Productions 2004 ©
http://www.magnificentbastardproductions.com
±
11/10/2004 8:27:35 PM
The Magnificent Bastard wrote:
http://www.bedoper.com/snuh
–––––––
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/ \ /–––––\
|...@) | | SnuH |
| (O) | \_ ___/
| / | ||
| \ /_ / //
\ \____/ / /
\ /
\_____,
On Wed, 10 Nov 2004 20:07:48 –0800, in alt.tv.sopranos, =?iso–8859–1?Q?
=B1?= rubs the lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose again. It
does this whenever it's told –
I'm pretty sure the creator of that comic strip is dead.
Your shtick is deader. =B1?= rubs the lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose again. It
does this whenever it's told –
I'm pretty sure the creator of that comic strip is dead.
––
Magnificent Bastard Productions 2004 ©
http://www.magnificentbastardproductions.com
–– Magnificent Bastard Productions 2004 ©
http://www.magnificentbastardproductions.com
http://www.bedoper.com/snuh
–––––––
/ \
/ \ /–––––\
|...@) | | SnuH |
| (O) | \_ ___/
| / | ||
| \ /_ / //
\ \____/ / /
\ /
\_____,
±
11/10/2004 9:06:24 PM
Locutus wrote:
––
http://www.bedoper.com/snuh
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| (O) | \_ ___/
| / | ||
| \ /_ / //
\ \____/ / /
\ /
\_____,
± <h0plibbb_o...@hotmail.com> wrote:
Cheeseburgers and loneliness are a deadly mix.
You fold it, you bought it. Cheeseburgers and loneliness are a deadly mix.
––
http://www.bedoper.com/snuh
–––––––
/ \
/ \ /–––––\
|...@) | | SnuH |
| (O) | \_ ___/
| / | ||
| \ /_ / //
\ \____/ / /
\ /
\_____,