This has been the "topic de jour" on MUA's Cafe board. It's a blog where
two
women rant about various fashion don'ts. It's hilarious. And also cruel.
However, I've been known to be just as cruel so I'm in no place to judge.
If
you find this sort of thing funny, take a look here:
http://fuggingitup.blogspot.com/ This section (about Vanessa Paradis) made
me howl with laughter:
"And, of course, the crowning glory: the white shoes. I firmly believe
that
unless you are a bride, a nurse, or Nancy Sinatra, you should not be
wearing
white shoes. And you really should not be wearing them in October. And you
really, really should not be wearing them with black tights. Clearly a
sign
of mental instability. (And yes, I know that contrasting tights and shoes
are chic this year, but I cling to the notion that when Vogue advocates
such
a look, Vogue means, say, black tights and burgundy shoes. Or even brown
tights and pink shoes. But not the tragic black tights and horrifying
white
shoes. Because, Anna Wintour, that is a path down which I will not follow
you. I'm sorry. No. No, I just can't. Stop bothering me. No. Seriously.
And
while we're at it, the highwaisted pants? Not going to happen. And tell
Kim
France at Lucky that I'm not buying them from her either, next time you
see
her in the caf at Conde Nast.)"
I thought this was going to be about Keira Knightley's awful new 'do lol.