What is wrong with our fashion

Men's clothes make no sense! A man dressed in a suit
looks like a sweltering Terminator wannabe.
Men have narrow loins. When they wear trousers, they
must wear a device which holds the trousers up. Belt
does the job, but is not comfortable, especially when
the weather is hot. Suspenders are more comfortable,
but they look like a Rube Goldberg's device.
When you sit down, your shirt comes out of the rear
part of your trousers.
Neckties feel like a noose and may be caught in machinery.
Jackets are so stiff they feel like straightjackets.
The most practical dress that I can imagine is a union
suit made of cotton and polyester. The union suit is
a one–piece undergarment made of shirt and drawers
(long johns) sewn together. All the cotton threads run
in one direction of the fabric and all the polyester
threads run in the perpendicular direction. In other
words the cotton and the polyester threads are mutually
orthogonal. Such fabrics do exist and are not expensive.
If the union suit is going to be worn as outer garment,
it should be is sewn in such a way that all cotton
threads are vertical and all polyester threads are
horizontal. The vertical threads are rigid, so they
can support heavy contents of pockets. The horizontal
threads are elastic, so they stretch easily and fit
perfectly. A military style name tag and company logo
are desirable features of a business union suit.
The only disadvantage of the outer garment union suit
is that it has to be custom made in order to fit well.
It can be ordered by mail. (My custom wet suit was
ordered by mail and yet it fits perfectly.)
Some 20 years ago I saw a woman wearing something
looking like a pink, embroidered union suit. The suit
was as pretty as the woman inside it.
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Most women's shoes are implements of torture. Some
are optimized for crippling the women who wear them.
Some women wear pointed shoes despite the fact that
most men hate them.
Women's handbags are big enough to hold a few pounds
of potatoes. Muggers love them. A belt purse is safer
and big enough to hold everything that you really
need.
Some women have big nipples which do not fit in
standard bras. Nobody makes bras for big nipples.
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Pretty gowns were very popular in the past, but now
their use is restricted to women and some professionals
(judges, professors, and clergy). Why don't we let
ordinary men wear them? Will the men wearing the gowns
become so effeminate that they will be unfit for
military service? It does not matter; modern wars are
fought by intelligent machines, not muddy riflemen.

Fashion is the opposite of utilitarian cloths.
The union suit is not very convenient when you
relieve nature, unless you add extra zippers
in the right places.