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be apologizing for the redundancy.
cofarb
"CoFarb" <do...@cofarb.com> wrote in message
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a middle–aged loner with a grimy keyboard, stacks of yellowing pornography,
and a lot of time on his hands (or at least on the one hand that's typing).
And in the event that this truly was written by a nubile Lolita who likes to
sunbathe nude, this being a fashion/beauty group and all, I'll advocate a
good, sweatproof, industrial–sized spf 45 sunscreen. Make sure you drink the
entire bottle.
Hi!
Anonymous <Use–Author–Supplied–Address–Hea...@[127.1]>
7/17/2003 5:47:29 PM
Hi my name is Amanda. I'm a 19 y/o college student. I am on break from
school so I have a lot of time on my hands. My parents are in Spain for
6 weeks so I have the house all to myself.
Guess what I have been doing this summer? <giggle> I have been laying
out naked in the backyard. Our backyard is pretty secluded so it's like
totally private! At first I would just lay out on the deck topless but
for some crazy reason I went totally nude one day. Oh my god I could not
believe how great it was. It was also exciting and stimulating for some
reason. Am I weird or what? <giggles> What I found really funny was
talking to my friends on the phone while I was totally naked. It was
just like totally insane. Then one day I was out there all naked when
dad called from Spain. I felt so weird talking to dad while being naked.
I started thinking about getting caught and I don't know it just turned
me on. No, not dad seeing me naked, but being naked outside. Maybe some
old neighbor could see me with binoculars, or the gas man would come and
find me naked. I gotta tell ya, I got realy horny thinking about.
<giggles> I got so horny I started masturbating right there by the
grill. I came so hard in like I don't know maybe 5 mins. I've only do
that when I am totally getting nailed by a big dick. Anyways, I started
getting adventurous and all. I would walk around the yard in the nude
like it was just a regular thing to do. One time I could hear someone
pull up in the driveway. I got so scared I ran under the house into the
basement and ran up stairs but the door was locked. Oh my god, I was
trapped totally nude! After panicking for what seemed like forever I
heard the car leave. Turns out it was the UPS guy dropping off a
package. I had forgotten that I ordered a vibrator online. Too bad the
UPS guy didn't see me because he's really sexy. I'd probably would have
blown him right there on the spot. <giggles>
And boy did I put that vibrator to good use. I couldn't wait to get back
out there in the yard and work my pussy over with that thing.
OK, I gotta go. Hmm, where could I be going and what could I be doing?
<giggles>
muah
Amanda
school so I have a lot of time on my hands. My parents are in Spain for
6 weeks so I have the house all to myself.
Guess what I have been doing this summer? <giggle> I have been laying
out naked in the backyard. Our backyard is pretty secluded so it's like
totally private! At first I would just lay out on the deck topless but
for some crazy reason I went totally nude one day. Oh my god I could not
believe how great it was. It was also exciting and stimulating for some
reason. Am I weird or what? <giggles> What I found really funny was
talking to my friends on the phone while I was totally naked. It was
just like totally insane. Then one day I was out there all naked when
dad called from Spain. I felt so weird talking to dad while being naked.
I started thinking about getting caught and I don't know it just turned
me on. No, not dad seeing me naked, but being naked outside. Maybe some
old neighbor could see me with binoculars, or the gas man would come and
find me naked. I gotta tell ya, I got realy horny thinking about.
<giggles> I got so horny I started masturbating right there by the
grill. I came so hard in like I don't know maybe 5 mins. I've only do
that when I am totally getting nailed by a big dick. Anyways, I started
getting adventurous and all. I would walk around the yard in the nude
like it was just a regular thing to do. One time I could hear someone
pull up in the driveway. I got so scared I ran under the house into the
basement and ran up stairs but the door was locked. Oh my god, I was
trapped totally nude! After panicking for what seemed like forever I
heard the car leave. Turns out it was the UPS guy dropping off a
package. I had forgotten that I ordered a vibrator online. Too bad the
UPS guy didn't see me because he's really sexy. I'd probably would have
blown him right there on the spot. <giggles>
And boy did I put that vibrator to good use. I couldn't wait to get back
out there in the yard and work my pussy over with that thing.
OK, I gotta go. Hmm, where could I be going and what could I be doing?
<giggles>
muah
Amanda
JoeJoe <Joe...@n.com>
7/17/2003 10:32:56 PM
Anonymous <Use–Author–Supplied–Address–Hea...@[127.1]> wrote in
news:6e5c8e9721f2db3ad4169a36ac55b...@rebleep:
Where were you several threads back?
––
"If some girl tried to kick my ass, I would be like.."Hey...why dont you
stop dressing me up like a mailman and make me dance for you while you go
smoke crack in your bedroom and have sex with some guy I dont even know
on my dad's bed."
– Eric Cartman
news:6e5c8e9721f2db3ad4169a36ac55b...@rebleep:
Hi my name is Amanda. I'm a 19 y/o college student. I am on break from
school so I have a lot of time on my hands. My parents are in Spain for
6 weeks so I have the house all to myself.
Guess what I have been doing this summer? <giggle> I have been laying
out naked in the backyard. Our backyard is pretty secluded so it's like
totally private! At first I would just lay out on the deck topless but
for some crazy reason I went totally nude one day. Oh my god I could
not school so I have a lot of time on my hands. My parents are in Spain for
6 weeks so I have the house all to myself.
Guess what I have been doing this summer? <giggle> I have been laying
out naked in the backyard. Our backyard is pretty secluded so it's like
totally private! At first I would just lay out on the deck topless but
for some crazy reason I went totally nude one day. Oh my god I could
believe how great it was. It was also exciting and stimulating for some
reason. Am I weird or what? <giggles> What I found really funny was
talking to my friends on the phone while I was totally naked. It was
just like totally insane. Then one day I was out there all naked when
dad called from Spain. I felt so weird talking to dad while being
naked. reason. Am I weird or what? <giggles> What I found really funny was
talking to my friends on the phone while I was totally naked. It was
just like totally insane. Then one day I was out there all naked when
dad called from Spain. I felt so weird talking to dad while being
I started thinking about getting caught and I don't know it just turned
me on. No, not dad seeing me naked, but being naked outside. Maybe some
old neighbor could see me with binoculars, or the gas man would come
and me on. No, not dad seeing me naked, but being naked outside. Maybe some
old neighbor could see me with binoculars, or the gas man would come
find me naked. I gotta tell ya, I got realy horny thinking about.
<giggles> I got so horny I started masturbating right there by the
grill. I came so hard in like I don't know maybe 5 mins. I've only do
that when I am totally getting nailed by a big dick. Anyways, I started
getting adventurous and all. I would walk around the yard in the nude
like it was just a regular thing to do. One time I could hear someone
pull up in the driveway. I got so scared I ran under the house into the
basement and ran up stairs but the door was locked. Oh my god, I was
trapped totally nude! After panicking for what seemed like forever I
heard the car leave. Turns out it was the UPS guy dropping off a
package. I had forgotten that I ordered a vibrator online. Too bad the
UPS guy didn't see me because he's really sexy. I'd probably would have
blown him right there on the spot. <giggles>
And boy did I put that vibrator to good use. I couldn't wait to get
back <giggles> I got so horny I started masturbating right there by the
grill. I came so hard in like I don't know maybe 5 mins. I've only do
that when I am totally getting nailed by a big dick. Anyways, I started
getting adventurous and all. I would walk around the yard in the nude
like it was just a regular thing to do. One time I could hear someone
pull up in the driveway. I got so scared I ran under the house into the
basement and ran up stairs but the door was locked. Oh my god, I was
trapped totally nude! After panicking for what seemed like forever I
heard the car leave. Turns out it was the UPS guy dropping off a
package. I had forgotten that I ordered a vibrator online. Too bad the
UPS guy didn't see me because he's really sexy. I'd probably would have
blown him right there on the spot. <giggles>
And boy did I put that vibrator to good use. I couldn't wait to get
out there in the yard and work my pussy over with that thing.
OK, I gotta go. Hmm, where could I be going and what could I be doing?
<giggles>
muah
Amanda
Finally...a good dirty sanchez subject. OK, I gotta go. Hmm, where could I be going and what could I be doing?
<giggles>
muah
Amanda
Where were you several threads back?
––
"If some girl tried to kick my ass, I would be like.."Hey...why dont you
stop dressing me up like a mailman and make me dance for you while you go
smoke crack in your bedroom and have sex with some guy I dont even know
on my dad's bed."
– Eric Cartman
tko <...@dcnet.edu>
7/17/2003 11:58:50 PM
"Rec.Nude FAQs" <recnude...@sunclad.com> wrote in news:recnudefaq–
50F556.18341417072...@news.verizon.net:
50F556.18341417072...@news.verizon.net:
In article <6e5c8e9721f2db3ad4169a36ac55b...@rebleep>,
Troll bait
No, a good read. Troll bait
Cheef <ch...@cheef.com>
7/18/2003 3:59:24 AM
Lisa?
Lisa James?
Is that you?
My, it's been awhile.
––
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Subscribe to NUDIST NEWS!
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lab~rat <ch...@cheese.net>
7/18/2003 9:00:19 AM
On Thu, 17 Jul 2003 17:47:29 –0400, Anonymous
<Use–Author–Supplied–Address–Hea...@[127.1]> puked:
groups this is posted to...
––
lab~rat >:–)
Do you want polite or do you want sincere?
<Use–Author–Supplied–Address–Hea...@[127.1]> puked:
What I found really funny was
talking to my friends on the phone while I was totally naked.
With a sense of humor like that, no wonder a.f.h–s is one of the talking to my friends on the phone while I was totally naked.
groups this is posted to...
––
lab~rat >:–)
Do you want polite or do you want sincere?
Cold Coffee <...@chance.com>
7/18/2003 9:33:22 AM
tko (...@dcnet.edu) wrote:
––
cc
"Rec.Nude FAQs" <recnude...@sunclad.com> wrote in news:recnudefaq–
50F556.18341417072...@news.verizon.net:
No, a good read.
Written by a horny, teen–age boy, no doubt. 50F556.18341417072...@news.verizon.net:
No, a good read.
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cc
Cold Coffee <...@chance.com>
7/18/2003 9:34:34 AM
Cold Coffee (...@chance.com) wrote:
The original post, not your post. Sorry for the ambiguity.
––
cc
tko (...@dcnet.edu) wrote:
Written by a horny, teen–age boy, no doubt.
Written by a horny, teen–age boy, no doubt.
The original post, not your post. Sorry for the ambiguity.
––
cc
rade...@yahoo.com (rachel)
7/22/2003 3:01:30 AM
Hey Amanda , I've got a similar story. E–mail me at rade...@yahoo.com
"CoFarb" <do...@cofarb.com>
7/18/2003 5:55:45 PM
"Cold Coffee" <...@chance.com> wrote in message
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Cold Coffee (...@chance.com) wrote:
The original post, not your post. Sorry for the ambiguity.
––
cc
Actually, given your "horny, teen–age boy" comment, I'm thinking you should The original post, not your post. Sorry for the ambiguity.
––
cc
be apologizing for the redundancy.
cofarb
"Doomella" <doome...@hotmail.com>
7/18/2003 6:34:36 PM
"CoFarb" <do...@cofarb.com> wrote in message
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"
Written by a horny, teen–age boy, no doubt.
Actually, given your "horny, teen–age boy" comment, I'm thinking you
shouldWritten by a horny, teen–age boy, no doubt.
Actually, given your "horny, teen–age boy" comment, I'm thinking you
be apologizing for the redundancy.
Way too oily and deliberate to be written by a teenage boy. My vote goes to a middle–aged loner with a grimy keyboard, stacks of yellowing pornography,
and a lot of time on his hands (or at least on the one hand that's typing).
And in the event that this truly was written by a nubile Lolita who likes to
sunbathe nude, this being a fashion/beauty group and all, I'll advocate a
good, sweatproof, industrial–sized spf 45 sunscreen. Make sure you drink the
entire bottle.
Ruddell <ruddell'Elle–Kabo...@canada.com>
7/19/2003 5:17:50 AM
In <bf9skr$css8...@ID–45739.news.uni–berlin.de> Doomella wrote:
running more and more lines meaning A/C is the climate.
Meaning, that on Sunday I'll *try* for the garden weeding and of course
it'll rain. One day off in my life and if it rains, it pours (something
like that but I'm bushed).
BUT! If the world does go my way, it's a straw cap and garden gloves
with a cold beer hidden in the shade. We still haven't gotten another
rabbit but the hutch is ready and pulling weeds gives me the creeps
without one ;–)
––
Dennis
http://www.ejacanada.com
Remove 'Elle–Kabong' to reply
Way too oily and deliberate to be written by a teenage boy. My vote
goes to a middle–aged loner with a grimy keyboard, stacks of yellowing
pornography, and a lot of time on his hands (or at least on the one
hand that's typing). And in the event that this truly was written by a
nubile Lolita who likes to sunbathe nude, this being a fashion/beauty
group and all, I'll advocate a good, sweatproof, industrial–sized spf
45 sunscreen. Make sure you drink the entire bottle.
Sunscreen...<sigh> Tomorrow I'll once again (like forever) be indoors goes to a middle–aged loner with a grimy keyboard, stacks of yellowing
pornography, and a lot of time on his hands (or at least on the one
hand that's typing). And in the event that this truly was written by a
nubile Lolita who likes to sunbathe nude, this being a fashion/beauty
group and all, I'll advocate a good, sweatproof, industrial–sized spf
45 sunscreen. Make sure you drink the entire bottle.
running more and more lines meaning A/C is the climate.
Meaning, that on Sunday I'll *try* for the garden weeding and of course
it'll rain. One day off in my life and if it rains, it pours (something
like that but I'm bushed).
BUT! If the world does go my way, it's a straw cap and garden gloves
with a cold beer hidden in the shade. We still haven't gotten another
rabbit but the hutch is ready and pulling weeds gives me the creeps
without one ;–)
––
Dennis
http://www.ejacanada.com
Remove 'Elle–Kabong' to reply
Cold Coffee <...@chance.com>
7/21/2003 12:42:26 PM
CoFarb (do...@cofarb.com) wrote:
"Cold Coffee" <...@chance.com> wrote in message
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Actually, given your "horny, teen–age boy" comment, I'm thinking you should
be apologizing for the redundancy.
I am torry.
––
cc
"Cold Coffee" <...@chance.com> wrote in message
news:MPG.1981c177358b65f1989...@spamkiller.newsfeeds.com...
Actually, given your "horny, teen–age boy" comment, I'm thinking you should
be apologizing for the redundancy.
––
cc
2 Smelly Dogs <justice...@hotmail.cow>
7/23/2003 1:14:22 AM
oh brother.
In article <6e5c8e9721f2db3ad4169a36ac55b...@rebleep>,
Anonymous <Use–Author–Supplied–Address–Hea...@[127.1]> wrote:
In article <6e5c8e9721f2db3ad4169a36ac55b...@rebleep>,
Anonymous <Use–Author–Supplied–Address–Hea...@[127.1]> wrote:
Hi my name is Amanda. I'm a 19 y/o college student. I am on break from
school so I have a lot of time on my hands. My parents are in Spain for
6 weeks so I have the house all to myself.
Guess what I have been doing this summer? <giggle> I have been laying
out naked in the backyard. Our backyard is pretty secluded so it's like
totally private! At first I would just lay out on the deck topless but
for some crazy reason I went totally nude one day. Oh my god I could not
believe how great it was. It was also exciting and stimulating for some
reason. Am I weird or what? <giggles> What I found really funny was
talking to my friends on the phone while I was totally naked. It was
just like totally insane. Then one day I was out there all naked when
dad called from Spain. I felt so weird talking to dad while being naked.
I started thinking about getting caught and I don't know it just turned
me on. No, not dad seeing me naked, but being naked outside. Maybe some
old neighbor could see me with binoculars, or the gas man would come and
find me naked. I gotta tell ya, I got realy horny thinking about.
<giggles> I got so horny I started masturbating right there by the
grill. I came so hard in like I don't know maybe 5 mins. I've only do
that when I am totally getting nailed by a big dick. Anyways, I started
getting adventurous and all. I would walk around the yard in the nude
like it was just a regular thing to do. One time I could hear someone
pull up in the driveway. I got so scared I ran under the house into the
basement and ran up stairs but the door was locked. Oh my god, I was
trapped totally nude! After panicking for what seemed like forever I
heard the car leave. Turns out it was the UPS guy dropping off a
package. I had forgotten that I ordered a vibrator online. Too bad the
UPS guy didn't see me because he's really sexy. I'd probably would have
blown him right there on the spot. <giggles>
And boy did I put that vibrator to good use. I couldn't wait to get back
out there in the yard and work my pussy over with that thing.
OK, I gotta go. Hmm, where could I be going and what could I be doing?
<giggles>
muah
Amanda
(hey now) school so I have a lot of time on my hands. My parents are in Spain for
6 weeks so I have the house all to myself.
Guess what I have been doing this summer? <giggle> I have been laying
out naked in the backyard. Our backyard is pretty secluded so it's like
totally private! At first I would just lay out on the deck topless but
for some crazy reason I went totally nude one day. Oh my god I could not
believe how great it was. It was also exciting and stimulating for some
reason. Am I weird or what? <giggles> What I found really funny was
talking to my friends on the phone while I was totally naked. It was
just like totally insane. Then one day I was out there all naked when
dad called from Spain. I felt so weird talking to dad while being naked.
I started thinking about getting caught and I don't know it just turned
me on. No, not dad seeing me naked, but being naked outside. Maybe some
old neighbor could see me with binoculars, or the gas man would come and
find me naked. I gotta tell ya, I got realy horny thinking about.
<giggles> I got so horny I started masturbating right there by the
grill. I came so hard in like I don't know maybe 5 mins. I've only do
that when I am totally getting nailed by a big dick. Anyways, I started
getting adventurous and all. I would walk around the yard in the nude
like it was just a regular thing to do. One time I could hear someone
pull up in the driveway. I got so scared I ran under the house into the
basement and ran up stairs but the door was locked. Oh my god, I was
trapped totally nude! After panicking for what seemed like forever I
heard the car leave. Turns out it was the UPS guy dropping off a
package. I had forgotten that I ordered a vibrator online. Too bad the
UPS guy didn't see me because he's really sexy. I'd probably would have
blown him right there on the spot. <giggles>
And boy did I put that vibrator to good use. I couldn't wait to get back
out there in the yard and work my pussy over with that thing.
OK, I gotta go. Hmm, where could I be going and what could I be doing?
<giggles>
muah
Amanda