10 Questions about Poetman

1. why is he obsessed with flying?
2. why is he obsessed with dentistry?
3. has he ever written a poem?
4. has he ever worked in the Fashion Industry?
5. does he regret leaving Scotland?
6. does he have an alibi for the day of the Soham killings?
7. how many publishers have been sent his Magnus Opus?
8. can he name all 8 of Santa's reindeers?
9. Y is a crooked letter?
10. is he still into Britney Spears?
ANSWERS:
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michael wrote:
Jumping out of tall buildings?
Is it safe?
The cat sat on the mat.
Who?
Whos ever been to Scotland? I did once and it rained
Who knows?
Is he related to Magnus Magnusson?
Dave Dee Dozy Beaky Mick and Tich
S and Z are crooked latters
Now this is sad.

Who is poetman ,,,,,,,,
and why do we want to know ........
Although Leonard Cohen is cool, eH?????
Joely
On Tue, 30 Dec 2003 14:50:37 +0000 (UTC), "michael"
<mickey_...@btinternet.com> wrote:
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Joel M. Eichen, .
Philadelphia PA
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TRIVIA:
About "peas and cues" <p...@cues.commy>:
Origins of the expression, "Minding one's Ps and Qs ......
The prize is a 2400 baud modem ........
Joel
On Tue, 30 Dec 2003 15:24:58 –0000, "peas and cues" <p...@cues.commy>
wrote:
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Joel M. Eichen D.D.S. wrote:
Yahoo! is my friend. :–)
http://ask.yahoo.com/ask/20031127.html
Oh I can beat that. I got a V21/V23 (thats 300–300 and 1200–75 baud) modem
in the room somewhere, together with a 5.25 inch full–hight 5 *megabyte*
Rodime harddrive, and a 8 *MHz* PC mainboard complete with 640k of RAM.

My first 'puter had 2K of RAM!
2K!
You viewed what you did on a TV monitor.
On Tue, 30 Dec 2003 16:32:33 –0000, "peas and cues" <p...@cues.commy>
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I will verify this one.
Another oft–mentioned source of the phrase is old pubs where beer and
ale was served in pints and quarts. The barkeeper tracked patrons'
drinking totals by marking "P" for pints and "Q" for quarts. Both the
barkeeper and the drinker would want to keep careful track of those Ps
and Qs so they knew what the final bill would be. Also, the drinker
might want to pay attention to how much he drank so as to keep his own
behavior under control.
I saw an antique cash register at Millville NJ. It had P and Q keys
and of course the Bulldog key.
What's the bulldog?
A growler!
Here is what M–W says:
One entry found for growler.
Main Entry: growl·er
Pronunciation: 'grau–l&r
Function: noun
Date: 1753
1 : one that growls
2 : a container (as a can or pitcher) for beer bought by the measure
3 : a small iceberg
Basically colonial Take Out!
Joel
On Tue, 30 Dec 2003 16:32:33 –0000, "peas and cues" <p...@cues.commy>
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"Joel M. Eichen D.D.S." <joeleic...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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thank you for asking that preliminary question. Poetman, real name Rev.
Geoffrey Wren, is a flying Scandanavian dentist. He runs an emergency "teeth
and tuxedo" service from an isolated church in Southern Norway. If, for
example, one of his older parishioners has sudden denture failure, or
Formal Evening Wear difficulties, he runs an advice service, as advertised
in the English newspapers, The Sun and The Mirror. He also is the Music
Critic for The News of The World and specialises in the songs of Leonard
Cohen, whom he once nearly met by telepathy. I am curently researching
Poetman's life and hope to sell the results to Parker Bros. who have shown
a small interest in turning it into a board game.