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Pharmaceutical Joke / Levitra

"Samuel Richardson" <liny...@yahoo.com>
Yesterday, the news media reported, that the co–marketers of the new
impotence drug known as "Levitra "boldly admit that they are focusing on men
who may have successful sexual relationships but who simply want to improve
the quality or duration of their erections."
Well pardon me, but I BOLDLY make the statement that if
"Prescription Drug Plans" and/or "Insurance Companies" cover any portion of
the cost of a drug used to "simply improve the quality or duration of
erections", I'll march the streets making the statement that it is
"UNETHICAL".
There are many necessary drugs NOT covered that should be... and to
"simply want to improve" is NOT necessary. In my opinion, it falls under
the same category as Breast Implants. Wanting them SIMPLY larger isn't an
acceptable excuse, so why should wanting to "simply improve the quality of
erections" be any different? especially when the person admits they already
have a successful sexual relationship.
buy some lubricant, have an affair...
but don't expect your drugs to be subsidized...
and a note to the co–marketers,
"Lets see how much more market share you capture when the
Prescription Drug Plans STOP paying!"
I'll certainly be BOLDLY observing who the professional FOOLs are! To
lie in order to capture half of the competitor's market share says a lot!
For that much gain in market share, I'm sure the "Prescription Drug Plans"
are paying "to simply want to improve the quality". "Stop the insanity!"
Federal Drug Administration , "Stop the insanity!"
Legislators , "Stop the insanity!"
Lobbyists , "Stop the insanity!"
Shareholders, "Stop the insanity!"
Company Officials, "Stop the insanity!" and "please retire"
My gratitude goes out to the competitor for depicting professionalism.